Tuesday Open Thread

Despite Tim Stauffer’s return to San Diego and heroic performance Monday night against the first-place Dodgers, the muse just isn’t with me this morning and I’ll need you to pick up the slack.

So, what’s on your mind?

Elevated from the comments (thanks, Steve, for putting this together!):

Ducksnorts Fantasy Football

we NEED 2 more teams! please join, the draft is tomorrow.

I created a FFBL through NFL.com (I like their setup a little more than Yahoo) — it’s completely free; anyone is welcome to join.

http://www.nfl.com/fantasy and click on the “NFL Fantasy 2006″ link.

League Name = Ducksnort Nerds
Password = Padres

IGD: Padres vs Dodgers (21 Aug 06)

first pitch: 7:05 p.m., PT
television: Channel 4SD
matchup: Chan Ho Park (7-7, 4.68 ERA) Tim Stauffer (0-0, —) vs Chad Billingsley (4-3, 3.16 ERA)
previews: Padres.com | SI.com
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Padres’ new secret weapon, the venerable Manny Alexander. Now that one of the few people in baseball who can make Geoff Blum look like an offensive dynamo is on the roster, the Dodgers don’t stand a chance.

Wilson Betemit? Yeah, right. We’re going all the way, baby!

Ducksnorts Meetup Recap and Photos

Still recovering from Sunday’s festivities so this will be brief. Left the house around 11 a.m., didn’t get back till 9:30 p.m. That’s what I call a great day at the ballpark. :-)

Of course, it helps that both the Padres and the Storm won in walkoff fashion. And I got to hang out and chat with the cool kids.

Thanks to all who attended — I hope you guys had as much fun as I did. I’m not sure we’ll have time to swing another meetup this season, but I’m already hearing interest in a spring training shindig, so at some point we’ll want to work out the details.

Meantime, we’ve got photos up at Flickr:

If you’re viewing the slideshow, everything is in reverse chronological order. There’s probably a way to fix that, but whatever. You get the gist of it. Also, if I misspelled any names, misidentified anyone, etc., please accept my humble apologies and let me know so I can make fixes.

Thanks again to all. Be sure to let everyone else know what a great time you had (lie if necessary — it’s okay) so we can get even more folks out there next time.

IGD: Padres vs Diamondbacks (20 Aug 06)

first pitch: 1:05 p.m., PT
television: Channel 4SD
matchup: Chris Young (9-5, 3.80 ERA) vs Miguel Batista (10-5, 4.67 ERA)
previews: Padres.com | SI.com | ESPN
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Clay Hensley is hurt, missing Saturday’s scheduled start. Khalil Greene has been placed on the 15-day DL, leaving the Padres without a shortstop. The left side of the infield now consists of three second basemen. Here’s how each of them has fared over his past 600 (give or take a few) big-league plate appearances:

What this doesn’t show, of course, is that Walker has committed more errors (5) in 74 innings than Eric Chavez has (3) in 896 innings. When I see a player with a .792 fielding percentage, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Can you smell the championship yet?

But wait, there’s more good news: The Padres are now 29-36 at Petco Park, having been outscored at home, 295-253. The team is 6-12 in August. Holy smokes, the Pads have allowed 28 stolen bases in 18 games this month? Wow, that’s a bit alarming even to someone like me, who doesn’t place a lot of emphasis on stolen bases.

Brian Giles (.270/.432/.444) is having a nice August. So are Jake Peavy (2.39 ERA in 26.1 IP) and Cla Meredith (0.00 ERA in 9.2 IP). Meredith is a stud. Not to rub in, but did you see that the Red Sox have sent $100,000 to the Pads to complete the deal that brought him and Josh Bard to San Diego in exchange for a steaming pile of shaving cream? As Rick Sutcliffe would say, “That is some kind o’ nice.”

Ducksnorts meetup today at Petco Park, so many of the regulars (myself included) won’t be chatting for this one. To the rest of you, pick up the slack for us.

Go Padres!

IGD: Padres vs Diamondbacks (19 Aug 06)

first pitch: 1:05 p.m., PT
television: FOX
matchup: Clay Hensley (7-10, 4.19 ERA) vs Claudio Vargas (9-8, 5.10 ERA)
previews: Padres.com | SI.com | ESPN
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You know what’s awesome? For all our griping about the Padres’ recent play, they’re only 1 game out of a playoff spot.

Game is on FOX this afternoon, so you might want to hit mute and turn up the radio.

IGD: Padres vs Diamondbacks (18 Aug 06)

first pitch: 7:05 p.m., PT
television: Channel 4SD
matchup: Woody Williams (5-4, 3.79 ERA) vs Enrique Gonzalez (3-4, 4.98 ERA)
previews: Padres.com | SI.com
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Second place Snakes are in town (but not on a plane, although I guess they probably were at some point) for the weekend. Padres get their first look at fomer would-be-first-overall-pick shortstop Stephen Drew (.321/.359/.560 in 109 AB) and San Diego native Carlos Quentin (.250/.342/.547 in 64 AB). Lord help us if the Diamondbacks ever find any pitching; there is some outstanding young offensive talent in that organization.

The wife is taking me to Island Prime for dinner tonight, so you’re on your own for this one. Be excellent to one another, and let’s get us a win. Go Padres!

Friday Links (18 Aug 06)

Okay, so while we’re all busy feeling sorry for ourselves, I’d just like to point out how much it stinks to be a Blue Jays fan right now:

Postseason Odds
  WPct Playoffs
Blue Jays .537 3.93
Padres .496 25.74
Source: Baseball Prospectus. Through games of August 17, 2006.

Despite their inferior record, the Padres are six times more likely to reach the playoffs than the Jays. So, yeah, I don’t like getting swept at home by the Giants either, but it sure beats being in the same league as the Yankees, Red Sox, Tigers, White Sox, Twins, and A’s. Or, to put it another way, the Blue Jays would have the second best record in the National League if they were in it.

Anyway, I’m still very frustrated but I’m going to stop whining for now because it isn’t making me feel any better and it isn’t solving the problem. Besides, there’s still no better place to be than the ballpark. Also, we’ve got a boatload o’ links today. In fact, here they are now:

Problogger Lists

Thanks again to Darren Rowse at Problogger for using my list as part of his latest group writing project. This was a lot of fun — it exposed me to some very cool blogs that I never would have found on my own and also provided inspiration for future postings.

Feel free to check out all the entries if you’d like. Otherwise, here are nine of my favorites:

  • The Top Ten Important Aspects of a Game (Yehuda). I’m a game geek, so this one hit the spot for me. The author also has high praise (in the comments) for a game I’ve had my eye on called Puerto Rico. Gee, guess what I’ll be buying real soon. ;-)
  • How to be a Better Sports Radio Caller (Boston Sports Media Watch). This should be required reading for anyone who’s ever had the urge to dial in and start yapping. In a nutshell, be prepared, be cordial, use facts, stay on mission, and conclude by restating main points.
  • The best and worst of the Red Wings (Behind the Jersey). My hockey knowledge is extremely dated, but this is a great idea. Don’t be surprised to see something similar around here one of these days.
  • Some of the Worst Filler Songs of All Time (The Secret Government EGGO Project). The premise: A list of bad songs on otherwise good albums. I was stuck for ideas on this one; maybe you have some of your own?
  • Top 20 Sports Movies of All Time (Lit’s Controversial Sports Chanting). Pretty self-explanatory, and not a bad list. I thought he had Slapshot too low.
  • Beyond YouTube and Google Video: 5 Great Video Sites on the Web (Xeep’s Video on the Net). You know I’m a YouTube junkie. Some of you have suggested alternatives. Here are some more. I haven’t checked any of ‘em out yet, but I certainly will be.
  • 14 Amazing Chuck Norris Facts (Martial Development). This is just the damn funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. I love #10: “When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.” Solid effort.
  • 9 Weird Words That Amuse Me (The Journal). I come from a long line of English teachers and I’ve worked very closely with words most of my adult life. Plus I’m partial to the number nine. ;-)
  • Top Five Things I’ve Learned Blogging the Yankees (Bronx Pride). Gotta throw a little love to the only other baseball blog represented in this project, even if it is about the New York Yankees.

Okay, there it is. And now back to your regularly scheduled baseball links:

Baseball Links

  • Padres Report – August 15th (Padres RunDown). You should already know by now that Peter Friberg is back up and blogging about Padres prospects. In this installment, he asserts that the organization is in better shape than Baseball Prospectus’ Kevin Goldstein seems to think it is.
  • Should #31 be retired? (Shea Nation). Of course, it is retired in San Diego. This article is talking about Mike Piazza in New York. That reminds me, I will be tackling the Steve Garvey situation at some point — I thought about doing it for the group writing project list, but I didn’t have time to do the necessary research.
  • Does Size Matter? (Part 1) (Hardball Times). Sittin’ on the shelf a while but still worth discussing. Probably the most amusing part of this study, to me, is that according to the Lahman database, which lists Tony Gwynn at 5’11″, 199 lbs., Gwynn doesn’t fall into the short, heavy category where Kirby Puckett resides. The rest of the discussion is interesting, but I wonder about the accuracy of height and weight measurements not only for Gwynn but for other players as well. There are guys who put on 30-40 pounds over the course of their career; how do we account for that? (Incidentally, the second installment is now up.)
  • Congratulations to longtime blogger Aaron Gleeman on his new gig. I remember when Gleeman first joined us in this wacky “place” we call the blogosphere. Okay, now I feel old. [Tip o' the Ducksnorts cap to Baseball Musings]

Couple quick reminders, then I’ll let you go. First, if you’re coming to the meetup on Sunday (and you know who you are), I’ll have your tickets for you outside the entrance nearest the park in the park (I think it’s by the corner of 8th and J). I couldn’t get seats in the shade, so wear a hat and some sunscreen.

Second, a few of you have joined the Ducksnort Book Project mailing list to discuss ideas for the upcoming book. I’m still in the gathering phase, but I will be sending something out over the weekend for digestion. Also, if you’d like to get involved but haven’t yet, drop me a line and we’ll make it happen.

That’s all for now; more as it happens. TGIF and keep the faith!

IGD: Padres vs Giants (17 Aug 06)

first pitch: 12:35 p.m., PT
television: none
matchup: Jake Peavy (6-11, 4.58 ERA) vs Matt Cain (8-9, 4.89 ERA)
previews: Padres.com | ESPN
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I don’t know which is worse, the apparent lack of focus on the field (where did Mike Cameron’s mind wander off to in the eighth inning as 40-year-old Moises Alou scampered around the bases?) or the apparent clubhouse discontent. In the linked article, GM Kevin Towers says some things I can’t get behind — really, what is the point of giving Geoff Blum and Mark Bellhorn an opportunity? — but he has two solid quotes:

We’re all in this thing together. We dress differently and our responsibilities are different, but our one common goal is to win the NL West championship again.

When times get tough, people start pointing fingers and looking to blame people.

I’m pretty sure nobody on this team should be pointing fingers. The Padres are in third place in the NL West and the wild card standings. They’re a loss away from a four-game sweep at home and a dip below .500.

The Padres are sinking fast, and they’re all doing it together. Unfortunately, they’re dragging the fans down with them.

On the bright side, Jake Peavy has been pitching well of late. Also, he can see again, so he’s got that going for him.

C’mon guys, don’t get swept at home again. A lot of us out here are looking for reasons to keep the faith. Give us one.

IGD: Padres vs Giants (16 Aug 06)

IGD: Padres vs Giants (16 Aug 06)

first pitch: 7:05 p.m., PT
television: Channel 4SD
matchup: Chan Ho Park (7-7, 4.66) vs Noah Lowry (5-7, 4.12)
previews: Padres.com | SI.com | ESPN
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Nice of the Dodgers to lose a game. They’re not out of reach, of course, but it’s getting close to that point where we’ll need to start focusing on the wild card chase.

Meantime, Tim Sullivan notes some possible clubhouse friction stemming from the third base situation. In all honesty, it would drive me crazy to think that a guy had been fired — regardless of how poorly he was performing — without a plan to replace him.

That said, only 43 games remain on the schedule. If it’s going to happen this year, it has to start now.

I’ll be out at Petco Park tonight, so talk it up and I’ll catch up with you later. Go Padres!

Nine Signs You Think About the San Diego Padres Too Much

In the interest of trying to preserve our collective sanity while the Padres continue to play sloppy baseball and slip in the standings, and because one of my favorite bloggers is sponsoring a cool contest, I present the following list. To my regulars, I hope this helps. To those of you visiting from Darren’s blog, thanks for stopping by and make yourselves at home; rest assured we’re not always this silly — sometimes we’re much worse. ;-)

To the list:

  1. Despite a profound lack of evidence, you insist that SR-125 was named to honor the number of walks Gene Tenace drew in 1977.
  2. When someone tells you they’re going to see a show, you say, “Oh, you mean a ‘Show‘?”
  3. You have bad memories of Tino Martinez, but even worse ones of Richie Garcia.
  4. Your kid’s middle name is Eichelberger.
  5. Her first name is Enzo.
  6. You never boo opposing players; you just call them Ruben.
  7. You know which name follows in this sequence: Kory DeHaan, Donaldo Mendez, Shane Victorino, _______________.
  8. In times of crisis you ask yourself, “What would Brian Buchanan do?”
  9. When you hear “Hell’s Bells,” you think, “Man, that Trevor Hoffman is good — I wonder if he does any other songs?”

There it is. I don’t know about you, but I feel better.

On another note, if you’re planning to join us for the game at Petco Park this coming Sunday and you haven’t already let me know, please be sure to do so by 5 p.m. PT today. I’ll be buying tickets tonight.