Padres Farm Report (24 May 08)

For those of you who like to play the home version, I’m prepping some stuff for the upcoming draft. Should start rolling that out next week…

Triple-APortland 17, Salt Lake 4

Matt Antonelli: 1-for-7
Chase Headley: 2-for-6
Brian Myrow: 1-for-3, 3 BB
Chip Ambres (RF): 2-for-5, BB
Will Venable: 4-for-6, SB
Nick Hundley: 3-for-6, HR
Craig Stansberry: 5-for-6, 2B
Josh Geer: 6 IP, 6 H, 3 R, 1 HR, 1 BB, 7 SO, WP
Mauro Zarate: 1 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 0 HR, 1 BB, 0 SO
Carlos Guevara: 2 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 3 SO

The Beavers scored 10 in the seventh. Every batter in the lineup had at least one hit, and all but two had at least two hits.

Double-ASan Antonio 5, Springfield 2

Drew Macias: 1-for-4, BB, SB, E
Chad Huffman: 0-for-4
Kyle Blanks: 1-for-4
Seth Johnston: 1-for-3, BB
Jose Lobaton: 1-for-2, 2 BB, SB
Craig Cooper (PH): 1-for-1
Stephen Faris: 5.2 IP, 7 H, 2 R, 0 HR, 1 BB, 5 SO (9 GO)
Manny Ayala: 1.1 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 0 SO (9 pitches, 6 strikes)
Jonathan Ellis: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 2 SO
Neil Jamison: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 0 SO

High-ALake Elsinore 4, Rancho Cucamonga 3

Javis Diaz: 3-for-7, SB
Cedric Hunter: 1-for-7, 2B
Eric Sogard: 0-for-5, 2 BB
Michael Barrett: 2-for-3, BB
Mitch Canham (DH): 1-for-6, SB
Rayner Contreras: 3-for-5, BB
Corey Kluber: 6 IP, 6 H, 3 R, 0 HR, 3 BB, 8 SO
Justin Hampson: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 0 SO

Hey, someone finally kept Hunter in the yard… Barrett and Hampson continue their rehabs.

Low-AFort Wayne 9, Great Lakes 3

Luis Durango (CF): 2-for-4, BB
Andrew Cumberland (SS): 2-for-5, E (14)
Justin Baum: 0-for-3, SF, 2 E (13)
Yefri Carvajal: 1-for-4
Felix Carrasco: 0-for-3, BB
Matt Teague: 5 IP, 7 H, 3 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 0 SO
Robert Woodard: 2 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 3 SO

IGD: Padres vs Reds (23 May 08)

Padres (18-31) vs Reds (21-27)
Shawn Estes vs Edinson Volquez
7:05 p.m. PT
Channel 4SD
AM 1090, FM 105.7, XM 183
MLB, B-R

I still don’t have a photo of Estes, but I do have one of Volquez, whom I saw pitch against the Portland Beavers last summer in Oklahoma City on my way to Cooperstown. If I’d known he’d be leading the National League in ERA right now, I probably would have mentioned this fact at the time…

Edinson Volquez

Reshaping the Padres: Let’s Make a Deal (or Three)

On Thursday, we examined what the Padres have and what they need. Now we turn to the question of which teams might make good trade partners and then consider some possible scenarios.

As of this writing, about half the teams in baseball appear to be in contention. Some will fall of the pace, although it’s impossible to know which ones. Others may not be interested in adding payroll despite their hot starts — Oakland, Florida, and Minnesota come to mind. The NL West teams are probably out as well — Kevin Towers has made a total of four trades (one with each team) within the division in 12 1/2 years. That’s out of 139 total trades, at last count.

Almost everyone needs pitching to some degree. Teams that could use help at second base, third base, or right field include Houston, Philadelphia, St. Louis, possibly the Angels (depending on Howie Kendrick’s balky left hamstring), the White Sox, Cleveland, Minnesota, Oakland, and Tampa Bay. Without running through all the particulars (I’ve scoured these teams’ rosters; you are free to do the same), here are a few ideas that I’d be looking to explore if it were my place to do so.

Talk to the Cardinals and White Sox about Iguchi

The Cardinals have Adam Kennedy at second base. He probably isn’t different enough from Tadahito Iguchi in terms of likely overall production to merit serious consideration. If St. Louis feels otherwise, though, I’d be asking about — and this should come as no surprise — right-hander Anthony Reyes.

Meanwhile, back in Chicago, the White Sox have Juan Uribe, who has been awful (.198/.262/.328) while making the switch from shortstop. They also have the untested Alexei Ramirez and might be inclined to bring in a more known quantity to fill the hole. Iguchi played for the Pale Hose as recently as last year and won a championship with them in 2005. As far as I know, he left Chicago on good terms.

Assuming the White Sox have interest, I’d be targeting center fielder Brian Anderson, who hasn’t done much in the big leagues but who has been a decent hitter (.293/.361/.474) in the minors. He is nothing special, but then, neither is Iguchi. We’re not looking for a savior here, just someone who can help plug a hole until Cedric Hunter is ready sometime in 2010.

I suspect the White Sox may be a better fit, although I’d rather find a way to get Reyes.

Talk to the Phillies, Astros, and Twins about Kouzmanoff

Kevin Kouzmanoff is a personal favorite of mine. I love the way he handled his poor start as a rookie and refused to get down on himself when things weren’t going well. That said, if the Padres can improve themselves in other areas, I have no problem moving him, especially with Chase Headley ready at Portland. The big question with Kouz is whether his perceived value might be too low because of his somewhat slow start (as Richard reminds us, his numbers are better now than they were at the same time last year).

The Phillies have Pedro Feliz at third base. He stinks. They also have Shane Victorino in center field. He and Kouzmanoff have similar contracts and should provide similar value. Philadelphia also has been giving Jayson Werth a lot of time in center, and aside from one memorable clank job against the Padres, he’s played well. I’m thinking the Phillies might be willing to fill a hole without creating another. Throw back a spare outfielder for a low-level prospect if needed. Or go bigger and try to include right-hander Carlos Carrasco in the deal.

(After initially coming up with this idea I bounced it off Eric Seidman, who is much more familiar with the Phillies than am I. He seemed to think they would be more interested in dealing Werth — no thanks — and that they aren’t prepared to give up on Feliz, who is signed through 2009. In other words, this may not be as good a fit as I originally thought.)

The Astros have Geoff Blum and Ty Wigginton. As a team, their third baseman are batting .215/.253/.323. There isn’t anyone on Houston’s big-league roster that could help the Padres, but down on the farm, right-handers Fernando Nieve and Bud Morris are somewhat intriguing. I don’t know much about either of these guys, but their numbers look good. According to Ben Badler at Baseball America, Morris throws in the low-90s but needs to refine his secondary pitches and may move to the bullpen. Houston gave up a boatload of prospects to get Miguel Tejada, and the system is a bit thin. I like the concept here, but I’m not sure there’s a good fit.

Up north, the Twins have Mike Lamb at third, but he’s more of a role player. Minnesota probably won’t want to take on salary, which should make Kouzmanoff an appealing option. The Twins have some talented but unproven youngsters at areas where the Padres need help, including right-hander Kevin Slowey (which is the worst name for a pitcher since Bob Walk), shortstop Trevor Plouffe, and center fielders Denard Span and Jason Pridie.

Slowey is a command specialist who probably fits into what the Padres like in a pitcher, though not necessarily what they need. He profiles as a back-end rotation option without much upside. Plouffe, who turns 22 next month, is a strong defensive shortstop whose bat has started to come around (.274/.326/.410 at Double-A in 2007, with slightly better numbers at the same level so far this year). This is a guy the Padres might want to target anyway, regardless of what they decide to do (or not do) with Khalil Greene — Pridie would give San Diego some insurance at the position and options further down the line should the club decide to move Greene or watch him walk away as a free agent after ’09.

As for Span, he’s a toolsy guy who is hitting well (.327/.431/.471) at Triple-A but who hasn’t shown much of a bat in the past. Like Slowey, he is 24 years old. Pridie, who came over from Tampa Bay along with Delmon Young this past winter, is the same age as Span and was more highly regarded coming into the season — Baseball America ranked Pridie #6 among Twins prospects and compared him to ex-Padre Steve Finley — but he’s been brutal (.220/.271/.305 at Triple-A) so far in ’08.

Of these possibilities, I like the way the Padres match up with Minnesota the best. I’m not sure how highly the Twins regard the prospects mentioned (especially Plouffe, who would seem to be the key to any deal), but this might be an area to explore. I’d at least want to be talking with these guys.

Talk to the Indians and Mets about Giles and/or Wolf

Because of Brian Giles‘ contract, any deal involving him is almost certain to include cash passing from the Padres to his new team. That said, there are potential suitors.

The Indians have Franklin Gutierrez in right field. Giles, who got his start in Cleveland, would represent a substantial upgrade. The Indians have several promising young pitchers, including Adam Miller, Ryan Miller, and David Huff. I don’t know how good (or available) they might be, but these are some names that stand out to me based on their numbers. Adam Miller once was considered a top prospect but has been slow to develop.

The Mets have Moises Alou in left field — Giles’ primary position before coming to San Diego. They also have a young left-hander who seems to have fallen out of favor (Oliver Perez), as well as some intriguing minor-league arms (Nicholas Carr, Angel Calero, among others). Perez won arbitration this past winter and is making $6.5 million in 2008. Wolf is cheaper and presumably less of a headache to the likes of Billy Wagner.

I’m guessing that the Padres wouldn’t have to pay as much of Giles’ salary in a deal involving Perez (because the Mets would be unloading a hefty contract of their own). It can be tough to get an accurate read on what’s really going on in New York because there’s always so much drama, but I’ve also heard that the Mets might be looking to move Aaron Heilman. I might suggest expanding a potential deal to include Heilman and Heath Bell, but judging from the latter’s first go-round with the Mets, that would be cruel.

Here, I like the Mets’ potential package a little better.

What I Would Do

Well, it’s really what I would attempt to do. Obviously the other teams involved have a say in all this…

  • Trade Iguchi to the White Sox for Anderson (assuming the Cards balk at moving Reyes)
  • Trade Kouzmanoff to the Twins for Plouffe, Slowey, and either Span or Pridie — possibly expanding the deal to include more players on both sides (I’m very uncertain of this move; there’s a lot of risk involved)
  • Trade Giles, Wolf, and some amount of cash to the Mets for Oliver Perez and a minor-league arm
  • Recall Headley and Antonelli (if he’s not ready, then go with Craig Stansberry or Edgar Gonzalez)
  • Release Shawn Estes and Justin Germano (in fact, Germano was DFAd during the course of writing this post over several days), recall Josh Geer and Cesar Ramos
  • Keep Greene — at least until Plouffe is ready
  • Keep Greg Maddux — he won’t bring enough in return to offset the loss of his presence

So we now have a lineup that looks like this:

C: Josh Bard/Michael Barrett
1B: Adrian Gonzalez
2B: Antonelli/Stansberry/E-Gon
3B: Headley
SS: Greene (with Plouffe in minors)
LF: Paul McAnulty/Scott Hairston
CF: Anderson (with Span or Pridie in minors)
RF: Jody Gerut

Maybe one of McAnulty or Hairston emerges, maybe not. Whatever the case, Chad Huffman should be knocking on the door in spring 2009 anyway. Heck, if you’re feeling real crazy, you might even bring him up after the All-Star break.

Here’s the rotation:

Jake Peavy
Chris Young
Maddux
Perez
Geer/Ramos

Geer and Ramos look like marginal big-league pitchers to me, at best, but you might as well run ‘em out there and see what they can do. Once LeBlanc stops tipping his change-up, or whatever the heck his problem is, then you give him a more serious look. Same with Inman when he’s ready, probably mid-2009.

Concluding Thoughts

My suggestions may not be as radical as some people might like, but I don’t see a need to blow up the team based on the quaint notion that “48 games are more important than four seasons worth of games” (thanks to MB at Friar Forecast for expressing this sentiment more eloquently than I can). The important thing is to make incremental improvements and maintain a disciplined approach to whatever moves you end up making.

The problems with this team feel monumental because we’re experiencing them right now, but really this is just part of the cycle — well, unless you’re the Pirates — and things will get better. Not because of some magic pill or because anyone believes it will (ugh, please!), but because the management team in place has a proven track record of success. Does this mean they’ve never stumbled in the process? Well, you really don’t need to look further than the first third of this season to find your answer. But it also doesn’t mean they stumble all the time, or even most of the time.

It will be interesting to see what kinds of changes are in store for this team over the coming weeks and months. That’s the great thing about baseball: Even when the on-field product is scarcely worth mentioning (Thursday night’s power surge being a notable exception), there’s always something happening. Guess that’s why we keep coming back for more…

Padres Farm Report (23 May 08)

Fun game Thursday. Homers and stuff. People seem to like that. And winning; they like that, too… Lots of roster moves, thanks to injuries caused by Hurricane Pujols. I’ve updated the org tree. Hooray for me…

Triple-APortland 6, Tucson 4

Craig Stansberry: 1-for-5
Chase Headley: 0-for-4
Brian Myrow: 1-for-3, BB
Chip Ambres (RF): 3-for-4, 3B
Will Venable: 0-for-3, SF
Nick Hundley: 2-for-4, HR
Matt Antonelli: 1-for-3, BB
Wade LeBlanc: 6 IP, 5 H, 4 R, 2 HR, 2 BB, 5 SO
Adam Bass: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 1 BB, 0 SO, 2 HBP

Double-ASpringfield 6, San Antonio 4

Chad Huffman: 2-for-5, 2B
Kyle Blanks: 1-for-3, 2 HBP (big target)
Seth Johnston: 0-for-4, BB, E (13)
Craig Cooper: 0-for-3, BB
Jose Lobaton: 1-for-3, BB
Drew Macias (PH): 0-for-1
Will Inman: 4 IP, 6 H, 4 R, 0 HR, 4 BB, 6 SO (88 pitches, 53 strikes)
Neil Jamison: 1 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 1 SO

High-A

Rancho Cucamonga @ Lake Elsinore, postponed.

Low-AFort Wayne 6, Great Lakes 3

Luis Durango (CF): 2-for-5
Shane Buschini: 1-for-4, BB
Justin Baum (2B): 2-for-4, 2B, BB, E
Yefri Carvajal: 2-for-4
Felix Carrasco (3B): 0-for-3, BB, 2 E
Jeremy McBryde: 4 IP, 6 H, 1 R, 0 HR, 1 BB, 3 SO
Geoff Vandel: 2 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 2 SO
Robert Woodard: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 1 SO

Baum, normally a third baseman, got the start at second. Carrasco moved across the diamond to the hot corner. They combined for three errors. Oops…

IGD: Padres vs Reds (22 May 08)

Randy WolfPadres (17-31) vs Reds (21-26)
Randy Wolf vs Aaron Harang
7:05 p.m. PT
Channel 4SD
AM 1090, FM 105.7, XM 184
MLB, B-R

I would point out that the Reds have gotten off to a poor start and are pulling up the rear in their division, looking up even at the lowly Pittsburgh Pirates, but the truth is, I’d kill to be in their position right now.

Forget winning, just stay safe out there…

Reshaping the Padres: What Have We Got?

With hopes for 2008 all but gone, I’ve turned my focus to reshaping the Padres so that they can return to the competitive levels we’ve grown accustomed to since the club moved to Petco Park in 2004. I attacked the problem as follows:

  1. Take inventory of organizational strengths and weaknesses
  2. Identify potential trade partners based on their needs
  3. Seek scenarios based on the above two parameters that might benefit both parties

We’ll take inventory today, and then turn to potential partners and trades on Friday.

Strengths

The Padres are deep at catcher, particularly in the high minors. Nick Hundley is a potential future regular, while Colt Morton and Jose Lobaton could be big-league reserves. Further down, Mitch Canham shows promise. At the top, Josh Bard and Michael Barrett are established big leaguers. Bard was having an off year even before he sprained his left ankle in Wednesday night’s contest, while Barrett has missed much of the season with a sprained right elbow; because of this, neither is likely to fetch much in a trade.

First base is one of the organization’s brightest spots. With Adrian Gonzalez firmly entrenched in San Diego and Kyle Blanks waiting in the wings, Tony Clark and Brian Myrow are expendable. Both could have marginal value to a contender looking for an extra bat off the bench, but don’t expect much in the way of return.

Second base is in pretty good shape, Matt Antonelli’s early struggles at Triple-A notwithstanding. At the big-league level, Tadahito Iguchi provides reliable defense and hits enough to be useful. There should be a market for him. Antonelli may not be ready for prime time if Iguchi is moved, in which case someone like Craig Stansberry or Edgar Gonzalez could probably keep the position warm until needed. Iguchi is a free agent after the season, and I’ve heard (but been unable to verify) that he won’t net his former team any compensatory draft picks should he sign elsewhere in 2009. If true, this increases the incentive to trade him but also may reduce his value to potential trade partners.

At third base, the Padres have two legitimate big-league caliber players. Incumbent Kevin Kouzmanoff is coming off a fine rookie campaign, while prospect Chase Headley has little left to prove in the minors. Kouzmanoff’s value may be down right now because of his slow start in ’08; however, this may also be offset by the fact that his contract (1 year, $410,000) is very desirable. Headley has spent most of the early season in left field, though he has seen some action at the hot corner and there shouldn’t be much, if any, difficulty switching back full time if needed.

Weaknesses

Shortstop is extremely thin. If the Padres move Khalil Greene, they need to acquire someone to replace him. The best available internal options are Sean Kazmar and Luis Rodriguez, which is to say, there are none. As has been discussed ad nauseum in these parts, Greene has holes in his game (and he’s stumbled out of the gate in ’08), but he could be a nice chip to play assuming the Padres can find a replacement, which seems doubtful given the paucity of quality players at the position.

The outfield is a mess. The only big leaguer likely to have much trade value is Brian Giles. He has a limited no-trade clause that allows him to block deals to eight teams. He also has an escalator that kicks his price tag to a minimum of $14 million ($11 million this year plus a $3 million buyout for ’09) if he is traded. The Padres almost certainly will have to eat some of that. Jody Gerut, Scott Hairston, Paul McAnulty, and Justin Huber all have shown potential at various points during their career, but none is performing well enough to be anything more than a throw-in. The Padres probably are better off hanging on to these guys for now and hoping they develop, because nobody else is likely to pay anything of consequence to acquire them.

On the farm, Chad Huffman and Will Venable are closest to being ready, but neither projects as an impact player. Further down, Cedric Hunter, Brad Chalk, and Yefri Carvajal are intriguing but far away.

The pitching staff, lauded by some as a strength during spring training, has been exposed for what it is: a few elite talents surrounded by low-ceiling command specialists. Jake Peavy is one of the best pitchers on the planet when healthy, Chris Young (who had his nose broken by an Albert Pujols line drive on Wednesday) is a solid #2 or #3 type pitcher with a good contract, and Heath Bell is one of the better setup men in baseball. Peavy isn’t going anywhere, but Young or Bell could be moved in the right deal. More likely, veterans like Randy Wolf and Greg Maddux will be shopped — maybe Shawn Estes if some GM just woke up from an 11-year coma, maybe Cla Meredith.

Of these guys, Wolf may not fetch much because of his injury history; ditto Maddux because of his age (last time he got traded, it was for Cesar Izturis). Bell and Meredith both have palatable contracts and could be part of the next contending Padres squad (depending on what you believe the time frame for that will be); at the same time, with precious few exceptions, I don’t consider relievers to be a core component of any team — bullpens, maybe; individual relievers, not so much.

At the minor-league level, Josh Geer, Cesar Ramos, and Wade LeBlanc are closest to being ready. Geer and Ramos are puff-ballers, and LeBlanc has been terrible at Triple-A Portland. Further down, Will Inman looks good at Double-A, as do Drew Miller at High-A and Mat Latos at Low-A. Inman, Miller, and Latos shouldn’t move unless something ridiculous falls into the front office’s lap (like the Matt LaPorta fantasy that some folks are indulging).

Bottom Line

Based on this inventory, the Padres’ best trade chips are, in descending order, Young, Greene, Bell, Kouzmanoff, Meredith, Iguchi, Giles, Maddux, and Wolf. I wouldn’t be eager to unload any of those first five, although Headley’s presence is a mitigating factor in the case of Kouzmanoff.

As for what the club needs, most pressing is help at shortstop, center field, and pitcher. Shortstop in particular is a gaping black hole once you get past Greene. The best of the lot, Andrew Cumberland, is at least 3 years away and is no lock to remain at the position (he’s already seeing some time at second base in the Midwest League).

Tomorrow we’ll look at trade targets…

Padres Farm Report (22 May 08)

Triple-APortland 16, Tucson 9

Craig Stansberry: 0-for-5, BB
Chase Headley (3B): 3-for-5, 2B, HR, BB
Brian Myrow: 2-for-4, BB
Chip Ambres (RF): 0-for-4, BB
Will Venable: 4-for-5, HR
Michael Barrett: 3-for-4, 2B
Matt Antonelli: 0-for-3, 2 BB, E
Enrique Gonzalez: 5 IP, 4 H, 3 R, 0 HR, 5 BB, 2 SO
Clay Hensley: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 0 SO
Dirk Hayhurst: 1 IP, 2 H, 2 R, 1 HR, 0 BB, 1 SO
Paul Abraham: 1 IP, 2 H, 2 R, 1 HR, 1 BB, 0 SO

That is some crazy offense there… Headley played third base, Antonelli was back at the bottom of the order… Solid rehab appearances from Barrett and Hensley. With Wednesday night’s injuries to Chris Young and Josh Bard, the Pads need all the help they can get.

Double-ASpringfield 2, San Antonio 1

Drew Macias: 0-for-4
Chad Huffman: 0-for-4
Kyle Blanks: 2-for-4
Seth Johnston: 0-for-2, 2 BB
Jose Lobaton: 1-for-4
Mike Ekstrom: 6 IP, 4 H, 1 R, 0 HR, 2 BB, 5 SO
Jonathan Ellis: 1 IP, 1 H, 1 R, 0 HR, 1 BB, 0 SO

High-ARancho Cucamonga 13, Lake Elsinore 8

Javis Diaz: 0-for-4, SF
Cedric Hunter: 3-for-4, HR, BB
Eric Sogard: 0-for-3, 2 BB
Mitch Canham: 1-for-5
Rayner Contreras (DH): 2-for-3, 2B, BB
Ernesto Frieri: 3.2 IP, 7 H, 7 R, 3 HR, 2 BB, 4 SO

Hunter is officially out of control. After going homerless in his first 40 games this year, he’s now knocked bombs in three straight games.

Low-AGreat Lakes 9, Fort Wayne 6

Luis Durango (CF): 1-for-2, 3 BB, SB
Felix Carrasco (PH): 0-for-1
Justin Baum: 3-for-5, HR, E
Yefri Carvajal: 1-for-5
Shane Buschini: 1-for-5, 2B

IGD: Padres vs Cardinals (21 May 08)

Chris YoungPadres (17-30) vs Cards (27-21)
Chris Young vs Braden Looper
7:05 p.m. PT
Channel 4SD
AM 1090, FM 105.7, XM 187
MLB, B-R

The Padres look to extend their one-game winning streak.

Those Who Snooze Don’t Always Lose

We were walking west along J Street, just past Fire Station 4, when the crowd erupted. Cardinals fans seem to travel with their team, so we assumed that the visiting team had extended its seemingly insurmountable 2-0 lead.

I was in a lousy mood before we even got to the ballpark — I forget why, but it seemed important at the time. The game wasn’t helping any.

In the bottom of the first, after Jody Gerut drew an eight-pitch walk to lead off the inning, Tadahito Iguchi rapped into an easy 6-4-3 double play and I just smiled. It wasn’t the smile of a happy man, mind you, more like the thing Jeff Kent does right before he gets tossed.

Next inning, Adrian Gonzalez got the Padres started with a booming drive to center that Ryan Ludwick misplayed into a double. Kevin Kouzmanoff followed with a sharp single to left, advancing Gonzalez to third.

Interesting. Runners at the corners, nobody out. How will the Padres fail to score here?

Easy. Khalil Greene grounded the first pitch he saw to third baseman Troy Glaus, who fired to Adam Kennedy at second for the force. Kennedy noticed Gonzalez trying to score and, rather than trying to complete the double play, threw home. Yadier Molina whipped the ball back to Glaus, but Gonzalez scrambled back to the bag, just ahead of the tag.

Here’s everything you need to know about the Padres offense this year: The crowd went nuts. Yep, Gonzalez retreated safely to the base he’d already occupied and people were getting ready for a parade. It’s amazing how much fun you can have when you just lower your standards, or better yet, abandon them altogether.

Meanwhile, back in reality, Scott Hairston stepped to the plate. The Padres still had runners at first and third, but now there was one out and we were, for whatever reason, giddy with delight.

Hairston worked the count full. With Greene at first, I asked my wife, Do you send him? She said no, and I agreed. For their careers, Hairston strikes out in 22.5% of his plate appearances, while Molina throws out 49.5% of runners who try to steal against him. Greene isn’t slow, but neither is he a burner. Knowing what we know about Hairston and Molina (and despite the fact that weak-hitting Luke Carlin waits on deck), it’s pretty much a given that you don’t send him in that situation unless your specific goal is to avoid scoring runs.

You know what happens next: Greene breaks with the pitch, Hairston looks at strike three, and Molina guns down the runner at second, inning over. I inform my wife we’ll be leaving as soon as Greg Maddux comes out of the game.

Grass grew, paint dried, and the fifth inning rolled around. With one out in the home half, Greene singled to left. Hairston whacked the next pitch, a hanging slider from St. Louis starter Joel Pineiro, down the left field line for a double that pushed Greene to third and no further. Carlin then fanned on three pitches and Tony Clark, batting for Maddux, lifted a lazy fly ball to center for the final out.

Yep, that was enough.

We made our way out of the ballpark, past the trendy sports bars and pizza joints, past the fire station — but you know this part already — and back to our car. We didn’t listen to the game on the way home. I had no mind to subject myself to more of the Padres than was absolutely necessary. Come to think of it, even that had become too much.

We spent much of the trip home coming up with catchy slogans for the team: “Our Team, Our Town… Let’s Move” and “You Snooze, We Lose” — that sort of thing. Because really, at this point in the season, you have two choices: hit stuff or laugh. Well, I prefer to laugh.

I later learned of Kouzmanoff’s heroics in the sixth and that his three-run jack ended up being enough to move the Padres ahead and keep them there until the end. After I was sure everything was okay, we fired up TiVo and watched the rest of the game. Actually, we watched the bottom of the sixth, the top of the eighth, and the top of the ninth, but you get the idea.

Without wishing to take anything away from Kouz, who absolutely crushed his home run, we all owe Pineiro a big thank you. After walking Gerut and Brian Giles, he fanned Gonzalez for the second out. The script for the ’08 Padres calls for an inning-ending double play right there, but I’ll be darned if Pineiro didn’t just put the ball right past Gonzalez.

Nothing good ever came of a strikeout, right? Isn’t that what they say?

Yeah, well they need to watch this game again. Gonzalez’s inability to make contact allowed Kouzmanoff to bat with ducks on the proverbial pond. Kouz then tattooed a 1-0 hanging slider to Tatooine. (I don’t even know what that means, but it sounds kinda funny.)

We skipped forward to watch Heath Bell and Trevor Hoffman put the finishing touches on a Padres victory. And I thought how nice it is that the rest of the nation has gone back to ignoring Hoffman now that he’s not blowing saves anymore.

Or something like that…

Padres Farm Report (21 May 08)

Triple-APortland 4, Tucson 1

Matt Antonelli: 0-for-3, 2 BB
Chase Headley: 1-for-4, 2B
Brian Myrow: 0-for-4
Chip Ambres (CF): 2-for-3, 2 2B, BB
Nick Hundley: 0-for-4
Michael Barrett (PH): 1-for-1, 2B
Will Venable (PH): 0-for-1
Cesar Ramos: 6 IP, 3 H, 1 R, 0 HR, 2 BB, 2 SO
Carlos Guevara: 1 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 1 BB, 0 SO (3 GO)
Adam Bass: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 2 BB, 0 SO
Jared Wells: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 0 SO

Antonelli returns to the leadoff spot after an extended stay at the bottom of the order. Rich Lederer at Baseball Analysts examines Antonelli’s disappointing start to 2008 (h/t Didi) and believes, as do I, that his power surge last year was a bit of a fluke. I’ve often compared Antonelli to former Astros second baseman Bill Doran, while Rich in his response to my comments mentions Todd Walker and Mark Loretta, both of whom seem reasonable to me.

Comping is such a difficult thing to do because minor-league performances vary so much from year to year and depending on environments. I’m playing around with a “system” (I use the term very loosely, as it’s more art than science) that shows Antonelli to be similar to guys like Julio Cruz and Gerald Young based on his 2006 season, and similar to a young Barry Larkin or Jimmy Rollins based on 2007 numbers. Obviously there’s a significant gap between those two sets of comps.

Most likely, as Antonelli’s performance so far in ’08 seems to indicate, these represent extreme cases at either end of a center point that represents the type of production we should expect going forward. In other words, he’s probably not as bad as Cruz or Young (fringe big leaguers), but not as good as Larkin or Rollins (All Stars).

Obvious? Maybe, but it’s still useful to work through the process.

Double-A

No games scheduled in the Texas League on Tuesday.

Chad Huffman (.444/.557/.651) has been on fire in May, while Craig Cooper (.266/.309/.422) and Kyle Blanks (.274/.333/.384) have struggled relative to their April performances. On the pitching side, the big three of Will Inman, Matt Buschmann, and Steve Garrison continue to roll. Garrison is doing it the Cesar Ramos way, while Inman and Buschmann are each striking out more than one batter per inning.

High-A

No games scheduled in the Cal League on Tuesday.

Eric Sogard (.279/.389/.295) has cooled off in May after a blistering start. Rayner Contreras (.200/.286/.240) still hasn’t gotten it going. Mitch Canham (.381/.552/.452) is headed in the opposite direction — 16 walks against 3 strikeouts is just obnoxious (not that anyone minds). Among pitchers, Nathan Culp and Drew Miller have been throwing the ball well this month.

Low-AFort Wayne 6, Great Lakes 5

Luis Durango (CF): 0-for-4, BB
Andrew Cumberland (SS): 1-for-4, 2B, BB, SB, 2 E
Justin Baum: 0-for-4, BB
Yefri Carvajal: 2-for-5
Felix Carrasco: 1-for-5, HR
Shane Buschini: 0-for-1, 2 BB
Jeremy Hefner: 5 IP, 4 H, 3 R, 2 HR, 3 BB, 4 SO
Matt Teague: 1.2 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 1 BB, 1 SO

The Wizards drew nine walks on Tuesday… After a slow start, Carvajal has picked up his game. He’s hitting .328/.378/.403 so far in May.