Synonyms for ‘Whatever’

The Padres have signed outfielder Cliff Floyd to a 1-year contract and designated Matt Bush for assignment to clear a roster spot. Floyd’s deal is for $750,000 — or $2.4 million less than what it originally took to sign Bush, who didn’t hit enough to remain at shortstop, converted to pitcher, and missed the entire 2008 season after blowing his arm out with just 7 2/3 A-ball innings under his belt.

I actually like the Floyd signing. Dude can hit and may have trade value if this season turns out to be as bad for the Pads as many of us expect.

As for Bush, I guess have a nice life and say hello to Mr. Chambers for us. Maybe take up the kazoo

Moorad Buys Padres

It’s official: Jeff Moorad’s group is purchasing the Padres. Once the deal is finalized, Sandy Alderson will leave the organization.

Moorad will take over for John Moores, who bought the Padres in December 1994, rescuing the team from Tom Werner’s wave of destruction. Although taking shots at Moores is arguably more popular than baseball around these parts, the Padres did much of their best work under his watch:

With or Without Moores
  Seasons .500+ Playoffs
1969-1994 26 89 1
1995-2008 14 6 4

We’ll see what Moorad and company bring to the table. If they can duplicate what Moores has accomplished, I’ll be happy. Bonus points if they can talk folks into believing in the team while they’re doing it.

Anyway, enjoy the euphoria of renewed hope while it lasts. And don’t be too bummed when the new guy turns out to be a lot like the old guy. That’s just the way the world works.

Seventy-One Awful Potential Closer Songs

Chris Jaffe at Hardball Times recently identified 50 great potential closer songs. Thus inspired, I’ve compiled a list of 71 awful potential closer songs.

Why 71? Why not.

This is actually an updated version of our original list from ’06 with reader suggestions incorporated. Maybe we can add even more now and go for 100 next year.

Anyway, Heath Bell needs a song. Here are some he should avoid at all costs (in alphabetical order):

  1. “5 Million Ways to Kill a C.E.O.,” The Coup — But really, just one will suffice.
  2. “Abandon Ship,” Busta Rhymes — And take your stupid hope with you.
  3. “Baby Got Back,” Sir Mix A Lot (Chipmunks version) — Asses. Chipmunks. Baseball.
  4. “Billy Don’t Be A Hero,” Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods — Yeah? Well, my name’s not Billy, so there!
  5. “Birdman Kicked My Ass,” Wesley Willis — Actually, I would kill to hear Wesley Willis played at the ballpark.
  6. “The Bitch Is Back,” Elton John — Thank goodness, I was beginning to get worried.
  7. “Boom! There She Was,” Scritti Politti — Like “Whoomp, There It Is” but not.
  8. “Bridge Over Troubled Water,” Simon & Garfunkel — I will lay me down? Grammatical issues aside, this is not what you want to hear from your closer.
  9. “Carnival in Rio,” Heino — First we stun the opposition, then we go in for the kill.
  10. “Chim Chim Cher-ee,” Dick Van Dyke — Worst closer nickname ever: “The Chimney Sweep.”
  11. “Closer to Fine,” Indigo Girls — Just because “closer” is in the title doesn’t mean… oh, never mind.
  12. “Comfortably Numb,” Pink Floyd — I will dominate you… as soon as I wake from my stupor.
  13. “Creep,” Radiohead — Hey, aren’t we all weirdos?
  14. “Creep,” Stone Temple Pilots — Hey, aren’t we all half the men we used to be?
  15. “Desperado,” Eagles — Why don’t you come to your senses?
  16. “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me,” Culture Club — Oh, you have no idea.
  17. “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart,” Elton John/Kiki Dee — This one might actually work if he stormed in wearing Elton John’s glasses.
  18. “Don’t Let Me Down,” The Beatles — Seriously, don’t; that would, like, really suck.
  19. “Dust in the Wind,” Kansas — That’s all we are.
  20. “Feelings,” Morris Albert — For the sensitive closer.
  21. “Firestarter,” The Prodigy — Didn’t Ron Davis used to be called “Human Torch” or some such?
  22. “Hobophobic (scared of bums),” NOFX — Hey, who are you callin’ a bum?
  23. “I Can’t Wait,” Nu Shooz — That makes one of us.
  24. “I Will Survive,” Gloria Gaynor — Gee, I hope so.
  25. “If You Leave,” OMD — The world will be a better place?
  26. “It’s Not Unusual,” Tom Jones — But maybe it should be.
  27. “It’s Raining Men,” Weather Girls — I wouldn’t want to face a closer that used this as his entrance music; that is one confident dude.
  28. “Jingle Bells” (dogs barking) — Just the right amount of random.
  29. “Killing Me Softly With His Song,” Roberta Flack — Forget the song, how ’bout the slider?
  30. “Kiss Me,” Sixpence None the Richer — Uh, no.
  31. “Kiss on My List,” Hall & Oates — Seriously, no.
  32. “Knock Three Times,” Tony Orlando and Dawn — It could be three strikes or three outs… but it’s not.
  33. “Livin’ On A Prayer,” Bon Jovi — Oh, we’ve got big hair; oh, oh, livin’ on a prayer.
  34. “Lonesome Loser,” Little River Band — Hey, our old closer used AC/DC; let’s stick with the Aussie theme.
  35. “Loser,” Beck — Res ipsa loquitur.
  36. “MacArthur Park,” Richard Harris — I may be the only person in the world that actually likes this song.
  37. “Maneater,” Hall & Oates — Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up.
  38. “Mellow Yellow,” Donovan — Yellow is the color of cowards.
  39. “Mistakes,” Godsmack — Hey, we all make ‘em; ain’t no big thang.
  40. “Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems,” Notorious B.I.G. — Most closers nowadays can relate to this sentiment.
  41. “Music Box Dancer,” Frank Mills — For extra style points, bring him in on an ice cream truck.
  42. “My Mind’s Playin’ Tricks on Me,” Geto Boys — It’s okay, just aim for the one in the middle.
  43. “Oh Mandy,” Barry Manilow — Are you man enough for Manilow?
  44. “On Your Side,” Pete Yorn — Um, actually you’re not on their side; they’re the opposition, m’kay?
  45. “Orinoco Flow,” Enya — If this doesn’t pump you up, then nothing will.
  46. “Poundcake,” Van Halen — Mmm, poundcake…
  47. “The Promise,” When in Rome — British synth pop is a horribly underrepresented genre when it comes to closer entrance songs.
  48. “Rico Suave,” Gerardo — So sexy!
  49. “Rivendell,” Rush — Okay, I’ll see your Gandalf and raise you two Frodos.
  50. “Roulette,” System Of A Down — Nobody cranks out the feel-good tunes like these guys.
  51. “Sabotage,” Beastie Boys — I’m thinking that even if this is your intent, you probably don’t want to announce it to the world before the fact.
  52. “The Safety Dance,” Men Without Hats — I can act like an imbecile… and you know I will.
  53. “Shiny Shiny,” Haysi Fantayzee — This one scores an 11 on the WTFometer.
  54. “Shoot Me Down,” Nick Cave — Those are some bad seeds.
  55. “Song Bird,” Kenny G — Baseball wasn’t a violent sport… until this blared through the PA.
  56. “Stroke,” Billy Squier — Ladies and gentlemen, we have a quadruple entendre.
  57. “Take My Breath Away,” Berlin — Victory by asphyxiation.
  58. “Talking in Your Sleep,” Romantics — Would you believe, muttering under your breath?
  59. “Tambourine Man,” William Shatner — If the hitters are laughing, they can’t do their job.
  60. “Taps” — A classic.
  61. “This Mess We’re In,” P.J. Harvey/Thom Yorke — Anything with Yorke in it is sure to brighten the mood.
  62. “TNT,” AC/DC — Watch him explode!
  63. “Too Shy,” Kajagoogoo — If there’s one quality you want in a closer, it’s shyness.
  64. “Wake Me Up before you Go-Go,” Wham! — On second thought, just let me sleep.
  65. “Waterloo,” ABBA — I’ve heard that Napoleon was a bit short on stuff.
  66. “What’s Up,” 4 Non-Blondes — That would be a baseball, flying toward the cheap seats; game over, thanks for playing.
  67. “When Will I Be Loved,” Linda Ronstadt — We’ll talk about that later; just get these guys out first.
  68. “White and Nerdy,” Weird Al — What big-league hitter wouldn’t be intimidated by the mere mention of Javascript?
  69. “Why Can’t We Be Friends,” War — Well, I can think of a few reasons.
  70. “Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw,” Jimmy Buffet — Well, I can think of a few more reasons.
  71. “Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald,” Gordon Lightfoot — Because the love theme from Titanic would be cliche.

There you have it. Feel free to add to the list as you see fit…

THT Season Preview, Seamheads Historical League

Couple things. First off, I’m pleased to announce that The Hardball Times Season Preview 2009 is now available (details from David Gassko, our editor). I contributed the chapter on the Padres. Buy the book. It rocks. And it’ll give you something to read while you’re waiting for my book. ;-)

Second, the Seamheads Historical League has begun (I picked the Padres roster). Here’s the preview of my division, which also features Sam Mellinger, Patrick Ryan, and Jonah Keri.

Opening Day didn’t go so well. We lost to the Expos in 14 innings. Nate Colbert hurt his knee, so Rollie Fingers had to finish up at first base. Colbert is out seven weeks. Hey, it wouldn’t be the Padres without stupid luck.

Here are the games played so far:

  1. Expos 6, Padres 4: Jake Peavy works into the 11th, Scott Linebrink blows it.
  2. Padres 7, Expos 5: Steve Finley’s bases-loaded double highlights a five-run first, Andy Benes tries to give it all back, but Trevor Hoffman slams the door.
  3. Padres 9, Expos 3: Roberto Alomar homers early, Finley knocks four more hits, and Bruce Hurst goes the distance.
  4. Twins 9, Padres 5. Randy Jones gets shelled, late comeback isn’t enough.

You can follow the Portland Beavers, too, if you’re so inclined. Anyway, I’ll keep you updated as the virtual season progresses. Meanwhile, go buy the Hardball Times Season Preview 2009. Because I said so…

What if Winning Just Isn’t That Important?

When reality stops making sense, perhaps it is time to check our assumptions. Here are two I’ve made about the goals of a baseball franchise:

  • A baseball franchise’s primary goal is to attract and retain paying customers
  • The best way to attract and retain paying customers is by routinely fielding a team that wins more than it loses

I’m still reasonably confident about the first assertion, but the second is causing problems as it relates to the Padres. Fans have spoken with their mouths and with their pocketbooks, and the consensus seems to be that winning — in and of itself — ain’t all that great.

Baseball is a form of entertainment. People want to have fun at the games, which may or may not have anything to do with wins and losses. We’ve talked about the importance of good marketing and having marquee players on the team, but we haven’t really talked about excitement.

The complaints I hear from Padres fans generally fall into one of two categories:

  • The team isn’t committed to winning a World Series
  • The team plays boring baseball

In terms of commitment to winning the World Series, we’ve noted that 97% of teams fail in their pursuit every year. It’s how the system is rigged. The best we can do is assemble a good team and then deliver a message of hope compelling enough to make people come along for the ride despite the ridiculous odds against them.

As to the second issue, excitement is largely a function of runs scored. More runs equals more excitement. We’re not placing a value judgment on this statement, just observing that it tends to be true, particularly among the more casual fans who are out to “see stuff happen.”

These people, whose money is just as good as everyone else’s, may view a strong pitching performance as the failure of many hitters to execute rather than the success of one player to keep those others from executing. So even though these customers get to watch a pitcher dominate, that may not fall into the category of “stuff” that they want to see happen.

They come home from what you or I might consider a brilliant game and complain about how boring it was. This isn’t their fault. It may be aggravating, but it’s not their fault.

Before we go any further, let me tell you that I don’t have a solution in mind. What I do have is a question.

Kobayashi Maru

In the Star Trek universe, the Kobayashi Maru test presents a no-win scenario that cadets must face as a test of character. How does that relate to the Padres?

Well, we’re going to play a little game. Basically I’ll give you two scenarios and you’ll tell me which one you prefer and why.

As background, from 2004 to 2007, the Padres won between 82 and 89 games each season. Since 1998, when the Arizona Diamondbacks and Tampa Bay (Devil) Rays joined MLB, a total of 79 teams have finished with a wins total in 82-89 range. Of those, 12 (15.2%) have reached the playoffs, and two (2.5%) have won the World Series.

In the following exercise, we make a few assumptions:

  • You are thinking as a business owner or other stakeholder, not as a fan
  • In any given year, you can guarantee one of the two outcomes presented
  • No other outcomes are possible
  • Your payroll and marketing efforts are identical in both scenarios
  • You are not James T. Kirk, i.e., you cannot change the rules (don’t tell me that a team can win and play exciting baseball; we both know that, and it misses the point)

My question is this: If you run the Padres and are trying to maximize attendance in a single year, which predetermined outcome do you choose for your team as a means to achieving this goal?

Two Scenarios
  Scenario A Scenario B
Wins 82-89 74-81
Chance of reaching the playoffs 15% 0%
Chance of winning the World Series 2.5% 0%
Runs scored per game 10% below league average 10% above league average

Here are some additional questions to consider:

  • Does your response change if we extend this to a period of 5 years? Or 10?
  • How many wins are needed to offset the lack of scoring? Would 90 wins be enough to make “boring” baseball palatable for fans?
  • How many losses are needed to quash the excitement of high-scoring games?

Like I said, I don’t have any answers. I know what I like to see as a fan, and I’m also quite aware that I don’t represent the vast majority of folks who attend baseball games. Short of watching Eddie Oropesa pitch, I can appreciate just about anything that happens on a diamond, but I’m kind of a freak that way.

For many people, the game itself isn’t inherently exciting. So, we make tradeoffs. And I’m wondering whether maybe it’s okay to sacrifice a few wins here and there in the name of capturing the attention of folks who don’t necessarily appreciate the game’s finer points.

Scenario A or Scenario B? Which way do you prefer to fail? ;-)

Links for 23 Jan 09

First off, thanks for the excellent discussion on fan disillusionment. You’ve helped me see the problem in new ways, and I’ve got additional thoughts that I’ll share as soon as they make sense. It’ll probably come in the form of a thought exercise — sort of along the lines of Kobayashi Maru.

Until then, we’ve got links:

  • Websoulsurfer offers some suggestions on how to market the Padres. I like #7: “Have Padres players throw out the first pitch at local Little League games.” Community involvement seems like a good idea.
  • Sully Baseball gives us their Padres all-time home-grown team vs all-time acquired team. It’s a solid effort. For the home-grown team, I would start Khalil Greene ahead of Ozzie Smith at shortstop, and stick Sean Burroughs at third in place of Tucker Ashford. For the other guys, I’d have Ryan Klesko at first base ahead of Steve Garvey, Gene Tenace over Chris Cannizzaro on the bench, and Bruce Hurst or possibly Clay Kirby ahead of Sterling Hitchcock in the rotation.
  • Dan at BBTF has posted his 2009 ZiPS projections for the Padres [h/t Pat]. From the article: “Most players that hit like Shane Victorino in 2002 don’t hit like Shane Victorino in 2008…” Yeah, Kory DeHaan sends his regards.
  • Over at MadFriars, Sean McCall, radio voice of the Lake Elsinore Storm, offers his thoughts on last year’s team and players. Fort Wayne TinCaps broadcaster Mike Maahs does the same for guys that likely will be at Elsinore in 2009.
  • John at MadFriars also chatted with Baseball Prospectus’ Kevin Goldstein about the Padres farm system:

    In my opinion, they need to become a little more tools conscious in the draft and not play it as safe in the past drafts. Teams that play it safe in the draft are the ones that are built to win 80 games.

    As Goldstein notes, they do seem to be making strides in that area, but yeah, more potential impact players would be nice.

That’s all for now. Happy Friday!

With Fans Like These, Who Needs Air Conditioning?

You know the old saw: When the going gets tough, the weak flee screaming like frightened little schoolchildren. Seems one former Padres “fan” has had enough and jumped on the Red Sox bandwagon (I’m flattered that someone actually took my advice). That must have been a difficult decision, but I’m sure now he feels like a real winner. Hooray for that.

From the bandwagoner:

However, after the recent events with Padres ownership and management, I have come to the conclusion that they are doing a huge disservice not only to their fans but to the community as well.

I couldn’t agree more. Wait, we’re talking about 1993 and Tom Werner’s fire sale, right? Hey, that reminds me, be sure to say hi to Mr. Werner for us and thank him for all the good times he showed you in San Diego. His service to the fans and the community remains unparalleled.

Also, remember not to refer to 2004 as “the good old days.” You don’t want to expose your true nature… not right away, at least.

Meanwhile, for those of us still following the Padres, Tom Krasovic at the U-T speculates that attendance could dip below 2 million for the first time over a full season since — drum roll, please — 1993. I love this quote from Sandy Alderson:

We tend to have two groups of season ticket holders: the ones who decided they’re not coming back for one of those reasons, and ones who are coming back and are tickled to death because they are going to get to improve their seat location. So someone will benefit from this.

First, the optimism is great. Second, count me in the “tickled to death” camp; I’m thrilled with my seats for 2009. But then, I go for the baseball.

Which leads me to my next point. Dex at Gaslamp Ball offers some suggestions on how to help boost attendance. His basic idea is to bring in a few familiar names to throw out the first pitch before games. He’s right that some folks will come out to see, e.g., Darren Sproles (glomming onto this town’s darling franchise makes a lot of sense, and the Padres should do it at every opportunity; people love the Chargers).

This doesn’t affect me because, as I say, I’m here for the games. I don’t go to the movies for the popcorn and soda. My favorite feature in a cell phone isn’t the color purple. But I think Dex is onto something. The Padres need to find a way to grab folks that don’t really care about baseball.

(Incidentally, I’m not the right person to help. My last idea for a marketing slogan went nowhere: “Padres baseball: Sit down, quit your whining, and watch the damn game.”)

This is a blind spot for me. I have a hard time imagining what it’s like not to like baseball. I wouldn’t even know where to start in trying to convince someone who isn’t a fan that it might be worth their while to attend a game. (Worse, I’d ask them what they like and suggest that they do that instead.)

A big-league team, however, can’t afford to be unconcerned with such matters. Selling tickets and jerseys is great, but without some sort of justification — rational or otherwise — folks may not be so eager to buy these things.

Like political and religious leaders, marketers are in the business of selling hope. For whatever reason, the Padres haven’t been able to do that.

Then again, hope isn’t a magical cure. It’s a nice start, but I sense that some folks are desperately seeking something that just doesn’t exist. And when life fails to meet their expectations, they seek something else, be it a shiny purple cell phone or a comfy seat on the Red Sox bandwagon.

Eckstein Marks the Spot

Let me just say up front that I’m a fan of guys who get the most of our their ability. If you aren’t gifted with overwhelming tools and still find a way to succeed, unless you’re a complete jerk, I’m behind you.

With that disclaimer out of the way, it should come as no surprise that I like the David Eckstein signing. Why? Well, because Eckstein has good on-base skills (career .351 OBP), he’s cheap ($850,000 for 1 year), and he buys Matt Antonelli a little more time.

I like Antonelli’s long-term chances, but he hit .215 in the PCL last year. It would be nice to see him put up some numbers at Triple-A before bringing him up to the big club. I want to see him stick once he gets the call, and not bounce back and forth between San Diego and Portland. The Padres didn’t rush Chase Headley last year, and I think it served player and team well; hopefully the same will hold true for Antonelli.

Getting back to Eckstein, the Padres haven’t had a middle infielder break a .320 OBP since 2005, when Mark Loretta played here. If nothing else, there will be a certain novelty in having a second baseman who doesn’t hack at everything.

Eckstein is sort of like Dave Roberts. When he’s on the other team, you hate him because it doesn’t seem like he should have any success with that skill set. When he’s on your team, though, you appreciate that he must be driving the opposition crazy.

Its probably a stretch to blame John Sickels for my infatuation with Eckstein, but I’d be lying if I said Sickels didn’t influence me at all. From his 2000 Minor League Scouting Notebook (page 77, same as Adam Dunn and Adam Eaton):

Most scouts don’t like David Eckstein because he isn’t a great athlete. There are two specific criticisms. His range around the bag at second is very limited and his bat won’t hold up at higher levels. The second objection is, in my opinion, invalid. [Ed note: Eckstein had a career .308/.429/.411 line through better than 1200 minor-league at-bats to this point.] … he doesn’t look like he has much range if you watch him play, but his range factors always have been good and he turns the double play well. The trouble is, range factors can be deceptive for minor league players, and measuring range statistically is very difficult. So what we have is a player who can hit, who hustles, who’s sound fundamentally and who’s very reliable defensively. The problem boils down to whether or not he has the range to play second base and, frankly, I don’t know if he does. But I’d sure be willing to try and find out.

And from Sickels’ 2001 Minor League Scouting Notebook:

I love this guy, and I can’t believe the Red Sox let him go on waivers… Eckstein got off to a slow start in 2000, which he attributes to the fact that the Red Sox altered his swing. Why on earth they would mess with his swing, considering how well he hit in previous seasons, is beyond me… He has superb strike-zone judgment, surprising pop for a player his size, and he steals bases. Oh yes, he also led the Triple-A International League in fielding percentage at second base. Anyone who has seen him play can testify to his hustle and determination.

Sickels gave Eckstein a grade of B-minus both years. I’ve always appreciated Sickels’ interest in skills rather than tools, because it helps him identify guys that old-school scouts might miss based strictly on observation.

Eckstein wasn’t considered a legitimate second-base prospect and he went on to have a successful career as a shortstop despite not reaching the big leagues until age 26. Sorry, but that’s an awesome story.

Yeah, he’s lost some of the speed. And he doesn’t seem to be a shortstop anymore, but the Padres aren’t asking him to be one, so that’s fine.

As a stopgap, Eckstein is pretty much ideal. He’s useful but expendable. If he plays well (and the Padres aren’t in contention), maybe he gets flipped once Antonelli is deemed ready. If Eckstein sucks, hey, at least he cost less than Marcus Giles and Tadahito Iguchi.

Honestly, I’m not seeing a lot of downside here.

Contest: Twenty-One Grains of Rice

So, I’ve been thinking about my problem with letting Jim Rice into the Hall of Fame. And I’ve been thinking about my book. The two have nothing to do with each other, which sounds like a good excuse for a contest.

Here’s the deal. Listed below are 21 outfielders who are or were at one point eligible for enshrinement in Cooperstown. All have played within the last 50 years and two are in the Hall of Fame.

Your task, should you decide to accept it, is to identify — in the comments — a) the two HOFers and b) all 21 players. The first person to do so correctly will receive a copy of the Ducksnorts 2009 Baseball Annual. Your bosses can thank me later for killing your productivity on a Friday.

I’ll give you a couple hints to help get you started: a) Three of these guys patrolled the same outfield together for many years. b) Two had sons who went onto become big-league outfielders.

Bonus question: How do you choose just two of these guys for the Hall of Fame without slapping a brand name on ‘em? Finally, to be absolutely clear, none of this is meant as a knock against Rice; it’s a knock against the people who voted him into an institution that should be held to the highest possible standards.

Twenty-One Outfielders, Two in the Hall of Fame
  Pos PA BA OBP SLG H HR RBI OPS+ WS WS/162
Statistics are courtesy of Baseball-Reference and The New Bill James Historical Baseball Abstract.
A RF 10769 .279 .323 .482 2774 438 1591 119 340 20.96
B RF 10184 .290 .339 .471 2712 339 1493 121 327 21.48
C RF 11229 .279 .362 .431 2716 292 1466 124 358 19.65
D LF 9058 .298 .352 .502 2452 382 1451 128 282 21.86
E RF 10569 .272 .370 .470 2446 385 1384 127 347 21.57
F CF 9778 .303 .344 .451 2743 219 1326 121 305 20.86
G CF 9040 .265 .346 .469 2111 398 1266 121 294 21.84
H LF 6673 .295 .369 .564 1726 381 1239 143 245 25.78
I RF 8225 .267 .379 .476 1826 340 1180 137 316 25.67
J CF 7923 .283 .360 .484 1960 306 1111 129 280 23.03
K RF 8050 .287 .366 .489 2020 314 1092 137 325 26.49
L CF 7831 .318 .360 .477 2304 207 1085 124 281 25.53
M LF 8931 .284 .354 .420 2251 165 1077 120 313 21.54
N RF 8558 .282 .388 .436 2029 246 1065 132 302 23.49
O RF 7718 .277 .357 .445 1862 252 1043 124 277 23.51
P RF 8090 .268 .353 .471 1886 332 1024 129 302 26.45
Q CF 8246 .277 .343 .425 2020 193 1007 114 286 23.18
R CF 8133 .285 .347 .443 2087 199 976 123 296 23.88
S CF 8010 .250 .366 .436 1665 291 964 128 305 25.73
T RF 6879 .304 .353 .476 1917 220 947 131 245 23.68
U LF 7735 .271 .360 .404 1803 160 758 121 263 22.65

The position listed is the one most frequently played. The list is sorted by RBI in descending order because voting types seem to like RBI.

Leave your guesses in the comments. Use the format “letter designation in table, player name, HOF yes or no,” with each player on a separate line, e.g.:

A, Shawn Abner, no
B, Randell Byers, yes
C, Jerald Clark, no

Good luck!

Update: We have a winner. Congratulations to Lance Richardson, who will receive a copy of the book, due out in early March!

Check out the winning answers if you are so inclined. And feel free to let me know in the comments what mechanism dictates which of these guys “belong” in the Hall of Fame.

Two Fewer Original Padres

While the Padres prepare to celebrate their 40th anniversary in MLB, two members of that original team have died within the span of a week. First, left-hander Dave Roberts died of lung cancer [h/t Baseball Musings via Didi] at age 64 on January 8; then skipper Preston Gomez died at age 85 on January 13.

Roberts came to the Padres in the October 1968 expansion draft after a fine 18-5 campaign at Columbus of the International League in the Pirates organization. He got into 22 games — all but five in relief — for the ’69 Padres and did little to distinguish himself. The next year, splitting time between the rotation and the ‘pen, he went 8-14 with 3.81 ERA (104 ERA+).

In 1971, Roberts put together the first great season by a Padres starting pitcher. Although his record was a mere 14-17, he finished second in the league (to Tom Seaver) with a 2.10 ERA (157 ERA+). If that seems incongruous, it’s worth noting that the Padres averaged 2.30 runs per start in support of Roberts.

To this day, Roberts remains one of four Padres starting pitchers to earn 20 or more Win Shares in a single season (Randy Jones ’75 and ’76 [h/t reader BjoanZ], Kevin Brown ’98, Jake Peavy ’07). By my accounting, and mostly on the strength of one monster season, Roberts is the 12th best starter in franchise history.

Gomez, for his part, possessed probably the single most important trait a manager of an expansion club could possess: boundless optimism. Although the Padres were preseason 300-to-1 longshots to win the pennant, Gomez predicted that his charges would outscore the Los Angeles Dodgers in ’69.

History will show that the Padres fell short by 187 runs, but it’s hard not to love a guy who is willing to put himself on the line for the most ridiculous of causes. If you think 99 losses felt bad last year, how do you suppose 110 losses felt?

Gomez managed the Padres in ’70 and ’71, before being let go 11 games into the 1972 season. His record at the helm was 180-316, which boils down to a .363 winning percentage. After leaving San Diego, Gomez went on to manage the Houston Astros in ’74 and part of ’75, as well as the Chicago Cubs for part of 1980.

My condolences go out to the family and friends of both men.