Padres Farm Report (24 Apr 08)

Triple-A

No PCL games scheduled.

Double-A

San Antonio @ Frisco, postponed.

High-ALake Elsinore 6, High Desert 1

Javis Diaz: 1-for-5, 2B
Robert Perry (CF): 0-for-4
Eric Sogard (DH): 2-for-3, BB
Rayner Contreras: 1-for-3
Mitch Canham: 3-for-4, 3B
Nathan Culp: 6.2 IP, 7 H, 1 R, 1 HR, 0 BB, 2 SO (12 GO)

Sogard is a friggin’ machine.

Low-AClinton 5, Fort Wayne 0

Bradley Chalk: 1-for-3, BB, SP
Andrew Cumberland (2B): 0-for-3, BB, E
Danny Payne (RF): 1-for-3, BB
Justin Baum: 0-for-4
Yefri Carvajal: 1-for-4
Felix Carrasco: 0-for-3
Luis Durango (DH): 0-for-3
Mat Latos: 4 IP, 5 H, 3 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 8 SO (’08 debut)
Geoff Vandel: 3 IP, 2 H, 2 R, 1 HR, 1 BB, 1 SO

According to Tom Krasovic at the U-T, Latos’ fastball was clocked at 93-95 mph last week in Peoria. That works.

IGD: Padres vs Giants (23 Apr 08)

Greg MadduxPadres (9-12) @ Giants (8-13)
Greg Maddux vs Matt Cain
7:05 p.m. PT
Channel 4SD
AM 1090, FM 105.7, XM 189
MLB, B-R

In baseball, as in life, it’s wise to abandon your long-term plans at the first sign of trouble. Good luck with that.

Maddux goes for career win #350.

Santana’s Banana Bandana

When I was about 20, some friends and I drove out to Vegas to see the Grateful Dead. It was their first time playing Vegas in many years, and I’d never seen them live. I’m not a Deadhead by any stretch, but it sounded like an adventure, so I went.

We took a ’69 Volkswagen bus — I know it sounds cliche, but that was the guy’s ride. And yeah, we had to push-start it, like in Little Miss Sunshine.

There were maybe six or seven of us. The plan was to find the cheapest place in Vegas and rent a room for two; then everyone else would pile in and take various spots on the floor. It was all very Marx Brothers. Except for the tie-dyed shirts and stuff.

Anyway, we stopped at state line to ride the Ferris wheel. Seemed like a good idea at the time. You know, until the operator decided to mess with the kids and stop the wheel while we were at the top. Seriously, what was up with that?

After 20 minutes or so, the wheel got moving again. The operator claimed mechanical failure, but nobody bought it. Besides, we didn’t care; we had more important places to be.

We eventually arrived in Vegas and found a motel. Some random place off-off strip with eggshell-colored walls. It may have had a pool, I don’t remember. It was the sort of place whose details wouldn’t stick with you for any appreciable period of time. Like eating breakfast at Denny’s. It was the motel equivalent of Denny’s. Sure, we’ll go with that.

So, we all crammed into the room. Then we wandered around town a bit, none of us legal, none of us really digging the Vegas vibe. Mostly we said hey to other passing Deadheads who weren’t digging the Vegas vibe either.

Next morning we cruised over to Sam Boyd Stadium for the show. We parked the bus (I’d tell you about the parking lot, but I don’t have time to write a book just now) and made our way into the stadium. People had set up a makeshift volleyball court in the middle of the floor and were playing on it. First time I’d ever seen that at a concert. (My scene at the time was heavy metal shows at Long Beach Arena, where the crowds were… a little less happy, shall we say.)

One of my friends brought brownies to the show and sold them for $1 a piece. She explained up front that they were just brownies, with nothing added, but nobody believed her. Imagine their disappointment…

Carlos Santana opened the show. What I remember about his set is this: He wore a yellow bandana on his head. Santana is a terrific guitarist (if a tad repetitive at times), and I should remember more about his show than his headgear, but memory is a funny thing.

Santana’s bandana sticks in my mind because when we got back home (yes, I’ve skipped the Dead show; that’s not the point of this story, but assume it was good) I wrote an essay about it for a composition class I was taking at the time. In fact, it was the final for this class.

Professor Thompson had exposed us to all kinds of unusual literature — John Berger, Peter Elbow, Raymond Federman — and encouraged us to push traditional boundaries in our own writing. For the final, she challenged us to write something that ran in direct opposition to our normal tendencies. In my case, this meant abandoning my normal rambling “style” (you’re soaking in it) in favor of a minimalist approach.

When I say this was a final, it was really a final project. I worked on the piece over the course of an entire semester. I kept extensive notes, submitting those notes weekly and meeting with Professor Thompson several times throughout the process to discuss my progress, possible directions the work might head, and so forth.

I showed her several revisions at various points. The essay started out around three pages long. Then I got it onto a single page, then to 150 words. By the time I submitted the final version, I’d whittled it down to 70 words, using different font sizes to convey meaning.

The essay, which didn’t look anything like what I would’ve called an essay, discussed differences in perspective. It focused on a series of moments where I watched Santana through a pair of binoculars and then removed the binoculars — maybe 30 seconds worth of life — and how details that were obvious in one environment may have been misconstrued or missed entirely in another. (Hence the yellow bandana, or as I came to call it, “banana bandana” — say it with me, “Santana’s banana bandana.” Hey, I was 20, cut me some slack.)

The paper earned an A. Professor Thompson even suggested that I submit the piece for publication. It really wasn’t that good, but I appreciated her encouragement.

I also appreciated her insistence on pushing us in different directions. Federman may not seem radical nowadays, but at the time, when we were stuck reading Thackeray (and poking pencils in our eyes), he was quite the breath of fresh air.

The lessons learned from that class — question the status quo, reject lazy thinking, attempt the impossible (or at least the ridiculous) — remain with me to this day. That and Santana’s banana bandana.

Padres Farm Report (23 Apr 08)

Triple-A

Salt Lake @ Portland, postponed due to rain. That’s gotta be better than snow, right?

Double-AFrisco 7, San Antonio 4

Chad Huffman: 1-for-5, HR
Kyle Blanks: 1-for-2, 2 BB, SB
Drew Macias: 1-for-4
Craig Cooper: 0-for-4, E
Jose Lobaton: 1-for-3, SF
Matthew Buschmann: 4.2 IP, 7 H, 6 R, 1 HR, 1 BB, 5 SO
Jonathan Ellis: 1.1 IP, 1 H, 1 R, 0 HR, 1 BB, 1 SO
Neil Jamison: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 2 SO

Blanks has drawn five walks over the past two games.

High-ALake Elsinore 9, High Desert 4

Javis Diaz: 2-for-5, 2B, 2 SB
Cedric Hunter: 1-for-4, SF
Eric Sogard: 0-for-1, 2 BB, SF
Mitch Canham: 1-for-2, 2B, 2 BB, E
Rayner Contreras: 2-for-3, BB
Drew Miller: 4 IP, 6 H, 4 R, 0 HR, 1 BB, 8 SO
Clay Hensley: 1 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 1 SO (2 GO)
Ernesto Frieri: 2 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 2 BB, 1 SO

Nice to see Hensley back on a mound.

Low-AClinton 8, Fort Wayne 3

Bradley Chalk: 2-for-3, BB, HBP
Kellen Kulbacki: 0-for-3, BB, E
Danny Payne (LF): 1-for-4
Justin Baum: 0-for-2, BB, SF
Felix Carrasco: 0-for-4
Yefri Carvajal: 0-for-3
Jeremy McBryde: 4 IP, 7 H, 5 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 3 SO, HBP
Matt Teague: 3 IP, 5 H, 3 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 0 SO

IGD: Padres @ Astros (22 Apr 08)

Jake PeavyPadres (9-11) vs Astros (8-12)
Jake Peavy vs Brandon Backe
5:05 p.m. PT
Channel 4SD
AM 1090, FM 105.7, XM 188
MLB, B-R

Whatever…

You Say It’s Your Birthday?

Two men with Padres ties celebrate their birthday today. Catcher George Williams, who appeared in 11 games for the Pads in 2000, turns 38. In the fifth inning of a September 2 contest against the Pirates, Williams hit the last of his 10 big-league home runs, a blast to right-center off right-hander Todd Ritchie that plated the late Mike Darr and kept the Padres close in a game they eventually lost, 6-3.

Preston Gomez managed the inaugural Padres squad in 1969 and stuck around through the first 11 games of 1972. He finished his Padres managerial career with a 180-316 record, and later managed the Astros and Cubs. Gomez turns 86 today and is still recovering from being hit by a truck in spring training. Our thoughts continue to be with him and his family.

Padres Farm Report (22 Apr 08)

Triple-ASalt Lake 9, Portland 4

Matt Antonelli: 1-for-5, 2B
Oscar Robles (DH): 1-for-4, 2B
Jody Gerut: 2-for-4, HR
Brian Myrow: 1-for-3, BB
Nick Hundley: 0-for-4
Chase Headley: 1-for-3, HBP
Chip Ambres (CF): 1-for-3, BB
Luis Rodriguez: 0-for-4
Craig Stansberry: 0-for-3, BB
Shawn Estes: 5 IP, 7 H, 6 R, 1 HR, 1 BB, 4 SO
Dirk Hayhurst: 2 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 4 SO
Adam Bass: 1 IP, 3 H, 3 R, 0 HR, 2 BB, 2 SO
Enrique Gonzalez: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 2 SO

Double-AFrisco 6, San Antonio 5

Chad Huffman: 0-for-4, SF
Kyle Blanks: 1-for-2, 3 BB
Drew Macias: 1-for-3, 2B, 2 BB
Craig Cooper (DH): 1-for-3, BB
Jose Lobaton: 2-for-4

High-A

No Cal League games scheduled.

Low-AFort Wayne 6, Clinton 1

Bradley Chalk: 0-for-3, BB
Kellen Kulbacki: 1-for-3, SF
Danny Payne (DH): 1-for-4, 2B
Justin Baum: 1-for-4
Felix Carrasco: 1-for-3, HR, E
Yefri Carvajal: 0-for-3
Jeremy Hefner: 5 IP, 5 H, 1 R, 0 HR, 1 BB, 3 SO

IGD: Padres @ Astros (21 Apr 08)

Justin GermanoPadres (9-10) @ Astros (7-12)
Justin Germano vs Roy Oswalt
5:05 p.m. PT
Channel 4SD
AM 1090, FM 105.7, XM 188
MLB, B-R

Oswalt is off to a terrible start, although he did well in his last start (which made Lisa happy). Me? I could use more of the terrible version right about now…

I Brake for Money

Posting will be light this week, as I’ve got to overhaul a client web site. It’s a small site, but they need a quick turnaround. More importantly, the gig pays actual money (for the actual mortgage on my actual house), which comes in handy when your primary source of income is a book that nobody buys.

The farm reports and IGDs will run every day, but we’ll be doing open threads most of the rest of the time. I’ll try to come up with halfway decent prompts that you can discuss or ignore.

Meanwhile, I’ve got some other cool stuff going on behind the scenes. I can’t say anything about those just yet, but expect to hear more in the coming weeks. You’ll know when they arrive.

Padres are in Houston tonight and Tuesday, then back home to face the Giants for two and the Snakes for three over the weekend. It’d be good to get five wins out of that.

Tonight’s IGD will be up around 4 p.m. Go Padres!

Padres Farm Report (21 Apr 08)

Triple-ASalt Lake 5, Portland 0

Matt Antonelli: 2-for-5
Edgar Gonzalez (1B): 1-for-4
Jody Gerut: 0-for-4
Brian Myrow (DH): 0-for-2, 2 BB
Nick Hundley, 1-for-4
Chase Headley: 0-for-4
Chip Ambres (CF): 1-for-4, E
Craig Stansberry: 0-for-1, 3 BB, SB
Josh Geer: 5.1 IP, 7 H, 3 R, 1 HR, 1 BB, 2 SO
Mauro Zarate: 1.2 IP, 3 H, 2 R, 1 HR, 0 BB, 2 SO
Paul Abraham: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 1 SO
Jared Wells: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 0 BB, 1 SO

Double-ASan Antonio 5, Midland 4

Chad Huffman: 2-for-5
Kyle Blanks: 3-for-5, 2B
Drew Macias: 1-for-3, BB
Craig Cooper: 2-for-3, 2B, BB
Jose Lobaton: 1-for-3, BB
Will Inman: 6.1 IP, 5 H, 3 R, 0 HR, 2 BB, 4 SO
Neil Jamison: 0.2 IP, 1 H, 1 R, 0 HR, 1 BB, 1 SO
Jonathan Ellis: 2 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 1 BB, 2 SO

High-ALake Elsinore 9, Modesto 4

Robert Perry: 1-for-5, 2B
Cedric Hunter: 1-for-2, 2 BB, SF
Eric Sogard: 4-for-5
Cory Luebke: 5.2 IP, 8 H, 2 R, 0 HR, 2 BB, 7 SO

I was at this one. The only time Sogard didn’t get a hit, he drove the ball 400 feet to the warning track in dead center. He also got picked off on the first-to-third move that never works.

The scoreboard had Luebke’s fastball at 89-91 mph. He seemed to leave it up in the zone a lot. Luebke also mixed in a breaking ball (slider?) clocked at 80-82 mph. He kept that pitch down nicely and had hitters swinging over the top of it all afternoon.

Low-AFort Wayne 13, Quad Cities 6

Danny Payne (RF): 1-for-3, 2B, 2 BB
Andrew Cumberland (2B): 1-for-4, SF, E
Justin Baum: 2-for-4, 2B, BB, 2 E
Kellen Kulbacki (DH): 3-for-5, 2 2B, HR
Yefri Carvajal: 1-for-4, SF
Bradley Chalk: 2-for-5, 3B
Felix Carrasco: 2-for-4, 2 HR, SF, E
Wynn Pelzer: 3 IP, 4 H, 2 R, 0 HR, 1 BB, 1 SO