IGD: Padres @ Giants (10 Sep 06)

Sun, Sep 10, 2006Ballhype: hype it up!
by Geoff Young

first pitch: 5:05 p.m., PT
television: ESPN
matchup: Woody Williams (7-5, 3.91 ERA) vs Matt Morris (10-12, 4.54 ERA)
previews: Padres.com | SI.com | ESPN
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A possible solution to the steroid problem in baseball would be to allow each team to field one player who can do absolutely anything to his body. Everyone else would have to be clean, but there would always be one RoboPlayer™ on the roster. Then, everything is out in the open and all teams are playing by the same rules. We’d still have to figure out a way to explain the presence of RoboPlayer to children, because some of them might want to be that guy, and who among us would wish that for our kids?

Well, except for the desperately poor folks, of course.

In unrelated news, the Padres try to avoid being swept by the Giants in San Francisco on Sunday evening. Game will be televised nationally, which means good exposure for the Pads at the cost of ignorant commentary from folks who don’t really know who we are. Enjoy…

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134 Responses to “IGD: Padres @ Giants (10 Sep 06)”

  1. Peter Friberg Says:

    Geoff, Geoff, Geoff… Dude, I hope that was sarcasm…

    “Well, except for the desperately poor folks, of course.”

    Remember Barry didn’t do all that to his body until he was already rich. Frequently it’s the people who want to keep their income that resort to illegal measure not those trying to get rich in the first place.

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  2. andar gigantes Says:

    Ready for the 7th in a row?

    We got your number, baby!!!

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  3. Geoff Young Says:

    PF: The only part of my post that is remotely serious is the final paragraph.

    AG: That’s great; now tell your team to stop rolling over and playing dead for the Dodgers.

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  4. andar gigantes Says:

    GY: I guess we all have our demons. I just wish ours weren’t @#$@#$ freakin’ dodgers. But I’m going to go out on a limb and predict that the dodgers will fall to third in the NL west, and the Giants and Padres will take the division and wildcard respectively. :)

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  5. LaMar Says:

    Dogs won big. Marlins beat the Philly’s. We need a win tonight.

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  6. Stu Says:

    Speaking of commentary - Joe Morgan just squawked about Giles hitting 2 and Walker hitting 3. Said the Pads are “Giles’ team”.

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  7. Anthony Says:

    How I long for Steve Quis….

    Has anyone been able to get the 1090 streaming audio to work?

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  8. Stu Says:

    Anthony - if you mean MLB radio, I use it pretty frequently and the stream doesn’t always load on the first try. Using a different browser sometimes did the trick.

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  9. Anthony Says:

    I was trying to listen from the 1090 site but I think it’s disabled during games. I’m too cheap to fork over the $7.95 for MLB Gameday.

    Funny, Joe Morgan doesn’t bother me on other games but I just can’t take him during a Padres game.

    Great, the HD feed is about 2 seconds behind the radio. Oh well, that’s what the mute button is for.

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  10. andar gigantes Says:

    Damn I’m liking the giants’ pitching lately. :)

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  11. Coronado Mike Says:

    Stupid sun.

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  12. Anthony Says:

    Funny how they talk all game about the sun but they don’t mention that the reason it’s so bad is the game started two hours early to accommodate ESPN.

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  13. PM Says:

    We are just not hitting. You can tell when its going bad when Cameron tries to bunt his way on. Pitchers are pressing because there is no offence. And I wish to f***ing hell Paul Bunyon would take that f***ing sun glasses off!!! What’s he trying to do, look cool on Castro Street?

    As my old friend Squidward would say: rage, frustration humiliation…on National TV.

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  14. Coronado Mike Says:

    Things I think about during a game…

    “I wonder what Boch’s winning % is with facial hair vs. without…”

    I have problems…

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  15. Coronado Mike Says:

    Good point Anthony…

    And good play by Branyan.

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  16. Mark O Says:

    Who is Paul Bunyon?

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  17. Stu Says:

    See, Joe! Giles works as a #2 hitter! Take that! :)

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  18. Stu Says:

    And that’s why Walker is in the 3-spot!

    Pardon me while i refresh http://www.firejoemorgan.com...

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  19. Coronado Mike Says:

    Joe Morgan has long been in my cross hairs…I can’t stand his constant funky love of Bonds and Griffy…

    It feels like Ahmad Rashad and his love affair with Jordan.

    Could be worse though…he could be Sut.

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  20. Coronado Mike Says:

    4 runs in the 3rd inning…who is this team?

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  21. Anthony Says:

    That looked like a curve to Branyan but because he hit it, Morgan says it’s a change up.

    A 4 run inning? As Jerry Seinfeld would say, who are these people?

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  22. PM Says:

    I take it all back, love this team. Paul Bunyon is the nik for Branyon.

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  23. Stu Says:

    Gotta find a way to get Woody’s bat in the lineup more often

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  24. Anthony Says:

    He played short in college, right?

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  25. Geoff Young Says:

    Once again I am late due to stuffing my face full of Asian food. Better news this time, I see. :-)

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  26. Stu Says:

    Blum with the slowest triple I’ve ever seen

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  27. LaMar Says:

    “Lumbering” into 3rd? I hate ESPN announcers. If anyone’s going to abuse Blum, it’s us. We’ve earned it.

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  28. Geoff Young Says:

    Woody pwns the Giants! Hometown fans are booing. Ah, now this is more like it.

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  29. Nick G. Says:

    Joe Morgan and Bonds must be going out or something.

    I like Morgan’s technical analysis — it’s when he offers his opinion on something that I can’t stand him.

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  30. Geoff Young Says:

    I like how they’re totally ignoring the bomb that Gonzo just hit and talking instead about Ryan Howard.

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  31. Geoff Young Says:

    And now we have a random split screen featuring Bonds on the left and Woody Williams on the right. M&M continue to talk about Howard, despite the fact that he is playing for neither team. Good stuff.

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  32. Richard Says:

    I’m confused. Does Ryan Howard play for us or for the Giants?

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  33. Nick G. Says:

    At least they’re giving props to Williams. He looks great tonight.

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  34. Geoff Young Says:

    Now they’re totally fired up because Bonds is up. If he knocks one out of the yard, it’ll pull the Giants to within 5 runs of the Padres.

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  35. Geoff Young Says:

    Strike two.

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  36. Stu Says:

    And we have a Cla sighting in the bullpen

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  37. Stu Says:

    Argh - now that’s a cheap run.

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  38. Anthony Says:

    If he hits it it’s a double

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  39. Geoff Young Says:

    Yep, that was garbage.

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  40. Richard Says:

    Durham got all of that one.

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  41. Richard Says:

    Why pull Woody when he’s only thrown 94 pitches?

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  42. Richard Says:

    A balk? I didn’t see it.

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  43. Richard Says:

    8 pitches, 3 outs. Believe it.

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  44. Anthony Says:

    In 137.1 professional innings the Claw has allowed 7 homeruns, 6 with Pawtucket last year and one with Boston. What a great pickup by KT and what a stupid move by Boston. They’ve had bullpen problems all year but they let Meredith get away because he gave up one homer in Boston and had his confidence shaken.

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  45. Geoff Young Says:

    #42: M&M didn’t see the balk either.

    #44: The Red Sox are funny that way. It’s the same reason they let Bard get away. We’ll take it.

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  46. Geoff Young Says:

    Oh good, another Ryan Howard update.

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  47. Mark O Says:

    When do they tell us what Ryan Howard had for breakfast today?

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  48. Richard Says:

    Seriously, what the hell is the Ryan Howard talk about? He’s like the second best player on a team that’s 2 games out of the Wild Card.

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  49. Geoff Young Says:

    WTF is Morgan talking about with heroes and eliminating suspicion about steroids? I think eliminating suspicion pretty much will come with elimination of steroid use. This is some of the most ridiculous commentary on anything I’ve heard in a while.

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  50. Geoff Young Says:

    #47: Howard had Chase Utley for breakfast.

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  51. Mark O Says:

    I couldn’t hear most of what they were saying…I was busy trying to jam the remote into my ear to make the sound of these two stop…

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  52. Mark O Says:

    Someone should also remind Jon Miller that Trevor doesn’t pitch a lot with a 4 run lead..

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  53. LynchMob Says:

    re: 48 … this just in … Ryan Howard is good … *VERY* good! I’m not watching nor listening to the M&M babble … but I will say this: what Ryan Howard is doing is worth raving about. 2nd best player on the Phillies? Dudes the best player in MLB, right now!

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  54. Geoff Young Says:

    “We’re getting into Trevor Hoffman territory now.” Not to be a hater, but if they were paying more attention to the game than to Howard, they’d realize this won’t be a save situation for the Pads in the ninth. C’mon, guys; get your heads in the game.

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  55. Richard Says:

    Ryan Howard is not in the top 5 in MLB.

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  56. Richard Says:

    Turns out Bochy said he was gonna use Hoffy save situation or no.

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  57. Ryguy Says:

    Ryan Howard Ryan Howard, is he on Sunday Night baseball?

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  58. LaMar Says:

    That God they managed to keep up the Ryan Howard banter even after the break. Is that the ability to focus or Obsessive Compulsive Behavior?

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  59. Geoff Young Says:

    Thanks, Richard. That probably is something they should have mentioned before the break.

    And now back to Howard/steroids talk as Giles drives in a run.

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  60. Geoff Young Says:

    I dunno, but they still haven’t acknowledged Giles’ RBI double.

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  61. LaMar Says:

    It is fun, though, watching Bonds chase down doubles in the gap.

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  62. Anthony Says:

    Has there even been any steroid rumors about Howard? I haven’t heard any. He’s just a big guy who hits home runs, like Ortiz.

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  63. Mark O Says:

    Good lord….my ears are bleeding from this….. these two clowns are killing this game and the football game has John Madden going down on the Manning family… I should’ve gone into broadcasting..

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  64. Ryguy Says:

    this game is big for the wild card lead to stretch it to 2.5 over the Giants who are in 2nd in the WC hunt. I thought a .500 record on this trip would be huge in taking the wild card.

    Giant killer Terrmel Sledge sighting.

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  65. Ryguy Says:

    You know if Morgan and Miller just wanted to broadcast the game about Ryan Howard, they should have just told ESPN radio to simulcast their radio call on ESPN.

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  66. Nick W. Says:

    It’ll be a cold day in hell before I defend Joe Morgan, but this is kinda odd from Jon Miller, I usually find him to be a pretty insightful and informed PBP guy.

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  67. Richard Says:

    I agree with Nick. I like Miller. This is insane, though. Howard has been the sixth best hitter in the Majors (3rd in the NL) before park effects are taken into account. That’s an accomplishment, sure, but is it so great that they should talk about him during a game in which he doesn’t even appear? I don’t get it at all.

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  68. Mark O Says:

    Jon Miller usually is pretty good…but this is just stupid now…

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  69. Richard Says:

    At least they’re talking about the Padres now.

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  70. Anthony Says:

    Is there a Phillies game on ESPN this week? Or maybe it’s because Philly is the closest team to the ESPN studios that’s involved in this race.

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  71. Mark O Says:

    The funny thing is that they are completely ignoring the game at this point.. Gonzalez had seen two pitches before they even mentioned his name..

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  72. Ryan Howard Says:

    Hi guys. Just wanted to let you all know that I’m awesome. And I don’t do steriods, Joe Morgan says so.

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  73. Richard Says:

    Gonzalez has to be hating this park.

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  74. Mark O Says:

    Thanks for stopping by Ryan…

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  75. Geoff Young Says:

    Ugh, that’s embarrassing. Even Bonds would’ve gotten a double out of that one.

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  76. LaMar Says:

    What does Adrian have to do to get a ball out of this park?

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  77. LynchMob Says:

    re: 55 … Richard, what’s your criteria? I’ll ammend my statement to “best hitter in MLB, right now” … good cases can be made for Hafner and Pujols also, obviously … Howard’s August OPS was 1.214 … so far in Sept it’s 1.997 … Hafner had a great August also (1.339), but now he’s done with a hand injury … Prince Albert’s just steady-as-she-goes (’cept for an injury-riddled June) …

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  78. Anthony Says:

    See Barry’s trainer

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  79. Geoff Young Says:

    Yeah, I’m a big Miller fan normally and I don’t dislike Morgan nearly as much as a lot of folks do, but they’ve totally dropped the ball tonight. On the bright side, we’re pounding the snot out of the Giants. Can’t stop Manny Alexander, baby!

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  80. Kevin Says:

    Howard has become overhyped, and I’m not even watching this game.

    He will probably win the NL MVP award, but I would go with Carlos Beltran right now.

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  81. LaMar Says:

    Pile On!

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  82. Richard Says:

    Hafner, Pujols, Ramirez, Beltran and Dye have all hit better than Howard this season. And that’s cutting it off at guys with at least 500 PA already.

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  83. Geoff Young Says:

    Bonds is due to lead off the bottom of the ninth, with a chance to cut the lead to 10-3. Dude is clutch, he’ll probably hit one out here.

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  84. LynchMob Says:

    re: 77 … sorry, probably not the best time for me to want to talk about Ryan Howard :-(

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  85. Mark O Says:

    Where’s that Giants fan that was here earlier talking about the Giants pitching??

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  86. Richard Says:

    Carlos Beltran is the OBVIOUS NL MVP as things stand.

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  87. Richard Says:

    Btw, my “criteria” is wOBA because it’s the best rate stat available.

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  88. Stu Says:

    I’m going to throw out the possibility that the guys in the truck are telling M&M to play up the Howard angle, b/c the game is out of hand and they need a good story to talk about…much like NBC has beaten the Peyton/Eli matchup into the ground the past week. Just a thought.

    Awesome catch by Gonzalez.

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  89. Nick W. Says:

    That’s exactly what I was thinking, Stu. Gotta keep those east coast viewers from turning off the tv and going to bed.

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  90. Kevin Says:

    The two major things that MVP voters and MVP talkers still ignore are park effects and fielding. Howard “loses” big on those two counts, and Beltran “wins” big on those two counts.

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  91. BigKTfan Says:

    Nice to have a Pads BLOW OUT on national TV.

    BTW, can anyone give me a Ryan Howard update? I’ve only got the ESPN Gamecast at work here in Japan. Thanks in advance.

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  92. Mark O Says:

    I would think all that talk would’ve put people to sleep on the east coast… speaking of that..how many east coasters are going to see the Charger game tomorrow night since it starts at 10:30 est..

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  93. Richard Says:

    Most MVP voters don’t deserve to vote.

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  94. Anthony Says:

    What’s up with the radar gun? Brocail at 96mph? I thought he was low 90s guy.

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  95. LynchMob Says:

    re: 82 … so, Richard, it’s sounding like you’re using a park-adjusted stat? Got a link to that?

    (I’ll be stun’d if M&M didn’t already say this … but at the ASB, RH’s OPS was .923 … now it’s 1.094 … that’s all I’m trying to emphasize)

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  96. Kevin Says:

    I think Miller and Morgan have been doing this long enough — not doing this well, mind you — but they have been doing this long enough that I don’t think anyone tells them what to talk about.

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  97. Geoff Young Says:

    The chant of “Let’s Go Giants” is kind of cute, but kind of sad.

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  98. Kevin Says:

    I agree, Richard. Buster Olney, who is a good writer but doesn’t pay much attention to the new stats (new, meaning of the past 25 years), said the MVP race in the NL is over. He, of course, said he was that guy in Philly.

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  99. Mark O Says:

    GY… LOL…

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  100. Richard Says:

    wOBA is not park adjusted. I don’t have my spreadsheets set up to do park adjustments. And no link. The formula is:

    (.72*UBB+.75*HBP+.9*1B+.92*ROE+1.24*2B+1.56*3B+1.95*HR)/PA

    It’s the most accurate measure of a player’s production at the plate.

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  101. LynchMob Says:

    Also, RH’s Home/Away OPS = 1.073 / 1.114 … so the road OPS tells me he can’t get too ding’d by a park-adjusted stat … right?

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  102. Stu Says:

    Re: 96. Very true (and I’m a big fan of Miller myself, indifferent at best on Morgan), but I’d bet money that the production crew had a list of things to talk about during the broadcast, and Howard is high on that list. Like LM said, what Howard has done is quite impressive.

    On that note - ballgame.

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  103. LaMar Says: