How to Start Your Very Own Crazy Rumor
Wednesday, March 12, 2008by Geoff Young
We've been hearing some crazy rumors this spring. As a public service to those who haven't been able to concoct one of their own, here's a little template that might help:
Hey, I noticed that [small- or mid-market team] just lost [position player, pitcher, etc.]. Looks like he'll be out [multiply actual expected time by two or three, depending on taste], and they could really use [crappy guy on large-market team who plays same position]. What about [small- or mid-market team's best prospect] for [crappy guy]? That would totally make sense. That would be wicked pissah!
You're welcome.
