Ducksnorts Glossary

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Batt Mush Matt Bush (pitcher, not shortstop)
Branyan the Manyan Russell Branyan
Claw Cla Meredith
Crudge Left-field platoon of Jose Cruz Jr. and Terrmel Sledge
DS Ducksnorts
Girly Mouth Hiram Bocachica
HVC Human Victory Cigar, currently Kevin Cameron
IGD In-Game Discussion
Jenga Milton Bradley
Mashin’ Macedonian Kevin Kouzmanoff
NOG Non-Orange Giles, aka Marcus Giles
OG Orange Giles, aka Brian Giles
Pepe Negro Bud Black
P-Mac Paul McAnulty
PPR Padres Prospect Report
Shakespeare Josh Bard
Silent L Geoff Blum