Hey, just a quick note to let you know the brand spankin’ new T-shirts are here. And unlike last year’s version, which encouraged complete strangers to walk up to you and ask you an awkward question, these allow you to be your regular, antisocial self. Sweet!

“That’s great, Geoff; where do I get one?”

Why, at the Ducksnorts Online Store, of course.

Now back to your regularly scheduled lives…