Looking for a Heartbeat

The Padres got whooped right good on Monday in Miami.

Positives:

  • Only 10,924 people witnessed the event in person.
  • When Sean Gallagher coughed up his inevitable homer (to Dan Uggla in the fourth), it increased the Marlins’ lead from 7-0 to 9-0, so no harm done.
  • I forgot to set the DVR.

Negatives:

  • Everything else.

Meanwhile, I’m still sore at myself for failing to make a single WKRP reference during the Reds series. Homer Bailey Quarters? Johnny Cueto, Johnny Gomes, Johnny Fever? So many wasted opportunities.

Now I have to come up with something for Miami Vice. I never even watched that show. We could laugh about the time Don Johnson tried to sing. That doesn’t get old.

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