So yesterday I’m back at work, and there are photos of Dave Roberts all over my cubicle. Monitor, keyboard, calendar, filing cabinet, picture of the wife. Mojo Nixon had it wrong. Elvis ain’t everywhere, Dave Roberts is.

For added effect, there’s even a U-T "article" on my desk claiming that the Padres have traded Jake Peavy for Tom Goodwin and signed Omar Moreno. Very nice.

And on that note, we kiss 2004 goodbye. I hope you and yours enjoy a happy, healthy, and prosperous 2005.

See you on the flip side…