Less Is Less

I’ve run out of words to describe the ineptitude of the Padres offense. Well, words that I care to use in decent company.

Here’s how they fared while being swept at Petco Park by the Phillies:

G  PA  AB R  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG
4 145 133 3 22  3  1  0   3 11 39 .165 .229 .203

Brad Hawpe? I can’t even pick on the guy anymore; it’s like making fun of someone with a speech impediment. He is hitting .098/.145/.118, has struck out in 40% of his plate appearances, and is testing the cliche that anyone with a bat in his hands is dangerous.

He makes me miss Jim Edmonds. Heck, he makes me miss Donaldo Mendez.

We made it to Saturday night’s offensive explosion. The Padres started strong, but after scoring a run in the first (and receiving a sarcastic standing ovation for not getting shut out like they had the previous two games), they put runners at second and third with one out and left them there.

Our pal (and USD alum) Steve Poltz performed the national anthem. That was the game’s highlight (or as Tom Krasovic called it, the series’ highlight).

Another USD alum, first base umpire Mike DiMuro, played a pivotal role in the outcome. In the sixth, with the Padres clinging to a 2-1 lead, DiMuro initially ruled that a ball hit by Philadelphia’s Pete Orr was foul but then reversed his decision, resulting in a double for Orr. He later scored the tying run on a Jimmy Rollins single… Then other stuff happened and the Phillies won.

To be perfectly clear, DiMuro had nothing to do with the Padres’ inability to hit. A call like that, whether right or wrong (couldn’t tell from my seat), shouldn’t make a difference when you’re getting the kind of pitching the Padres have been getting.

On Sunday, in what David Schoenfield rightly called a mismatch, the Padres scored a run against Roy Halladay in the ninth. As I wondered on Twitter, “Does Halladay get fined for allowing a run to the Padres?” It was mostly facetious, but a part of me thinks that maybe he should…

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16 Responses »

  1. Geoff – You know how I feel about Hawpe (from twitter), so I’d be very disappointed if you stopped harassing him. I mean, “Hawpe Just Blows” from the other day is just classic. :)

    Did you know the Padres are 30th (dead last) in runs, batting average and slugging percentage? Of course you did. I say we just ship everyone but the pitchers, Nick Hundley and Chase Headley down to Tucson and bring up the AAA team. Couldn’t get worse, right? We’re 30th already.

    Oh…padres have struck out about 25% of their at bats. Hawpe closer to 45%. I was hoping Easter would resurrect the Padres bats, but I think we’d have to crucify someone first (guess who I pick)

  2. We keep saying “it can’t get worse” year after year, and damn if it doesn’t often get worse.

    Hoyer’s toughest job may be timing future minor league promotions so they stand a decent chance of helping the major league club without putting the prospects at too much risk.

  3. When I see players with track records of success come to the Padres and develop holes in their swings that weren’t there before, something’s wrong. I don’t want to pull an Alderson and say “fire the hitting coach”, but awareness of the players’ individual hitting zone and focus on pitch selection is non-existent. Maybe all that bunting threw them off? Randy and Bud need to call extra batting practice and stress focusing on the hitting zone. Then maybe we’ll see some major-league discipline in Padres’ at-bats.

  4. @Larry

    Sometimes it’s just age and skills, though. The Yankees have had the same batting coach for the last 5 years, but he can’t turn back the clock for Jeter and Posada.

    If it was the coach, wouldn’t we see guys like Hundley, Headley, and Maybin struggling, too? It’s a very small sample, but Maybin seems to have closed at least one hole in his swing. The whole team seems to have a decent walk rate, 2nd in the NL, 5th in MLB. The K rate is high, too, but what really jumps out is the ISO. It like most of the team is hitting with steamed celery sticks.

  5. Personally I think part of the offensive struggle is because of how Bud Black manages the game. Not many other teams have infields and outfields by committee. In the 22 games they’ve played they’ve had 5 different leadoff hitters. Set a lineup and let the players get in their reps.

    He acts like he looks at the percentages, but he would pull Gwynn Jr vs lefties last year despite the fact that he was batting .325 vs them. Let the starters play. Patterson is a career .212 hitter, is there really a reason for him to start?

    You can’t manage players out of a slump, switching around a lineup of people who aren’t hitting isn’t going to magically make them hit. Pick a starting 8 and stick with it, like most of the winning teams have.